How To Dress Like A 12 Year Old Elderly Man....

[supreme_nothing]

Okay look, I have no business giving out fashion advice, so don't take this rant seriously. I've held this theory in my mind for a few years but recently I've come to confirm that it's true. Shorts are goofy as hell and 90% of most men look kinda stupid in them. Don't get me wrong, I wear the damn things, (I've got em' on right now) but out there

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[29_97fps]

Yeah I agree with you on this issue, short do make men look dorky. I personally have to wear cut-offs only to feel somewhat ok. however...

You don't really know how it feels to be a woman. There's that chemical thing. Shapes that a woman is attracted to that we can't understand. Sometimes when you hear a woman talk about a man's body it's surprising. It's the same way women think a girl is not attractive but to you she's quite cute. It's just nature.

I know women have been attracted to parts of my body that I think are awful. My legs being one of them.

[idea_boy]

The only time I'll wear shorts is if there are sports involved. That is the only time it makes sense for me to wear them, unless i'm at the beach but that doesn't count.

And I've been told i have nice legs, pale and hairy as they are.

But not everyone has such a discerning fashion sense.

[fireballzer0]

the proof is in the pudding..

Gasp

[beckflower]

oh my god! denim shorts and a canvas belt! nevermind the balding michael bolten hairstyle. you boys DON'T understand a woman's desires. this man is a sex god!

[bewing]

The sad thing is that I look a fair bit like this guy ... minus the glasses, the long hair (in back), and the denim shorts.

[casetta]

If you are gonna wear shorts to a place where the public will "check you out", please sport the beanie with a propellor head gear and carry a slingshot with you. This way you complete that look you are sporting.

-Casetta fashion tip #23

[veggie_di]

i concur, for the most part. the majority of men do look like complete dorks in shorts. i don't even wear shorts because i think i look absolutely retarded in them. i have never seen a guy on the street and thought to myself 'wow, check out the legs on that one--HOT!' that being said, i think there are two men that can pull off wearing shorts:
1. my hubby (no bias here at all!) but he does have some damn fine man-legs
2. jeff corwin (i love his show! he is a sexy, funny beast! that's him walking the bike)