Borrowed from 1973_top

[surii]

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be

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[yukiyoshi]

lol, thats a good one.

[surii]

*grin* that is why I borrowed it. Lol.