after stumbling out of the house at 5:12 this morning, i'm jolted into a panic as i watch my bus drive by. i book it towards the stop across the street, and the bus slows down and stops. phew, i think, while i continue running. but just as i near the door, the mother. fucker. speeds away. i scream expletives and plot my next move, since the next ( Read more... )

JPMorgan Chase officials met their newest employees Friday and began the complicated process of learning what they bought after federal regulators seized Seattle-based Washington Mutual in the nation's largest bank failure ( Read more... )

...or i would try one of these just for curiosity's sake:


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someone i think i could seduce: not sure. i think i scare the shit out of people when i really try. ;p

someone i'd like to seduce- adrien brody. hottest mofo around ( Read more... )

-a group of 30+ seniors in their 70's piled on to the 8, which was already near capacity. made me twenty minutes late when the bus driver refused to let me on. not that i wanted to stand amongst all those old people feebly trying to stay vertical in the aisle. seriously, who the eff thought that was a good idea ( Read more... )

bangers + beer + mustard + sauteed onions = delish!

and plenty of room for arrested development references. thanks, mr. fingerbottom.

time to shower and go serve coffee to decrepit and cranky old folks...

are scarce in these parts again. it's been eight days since i've been on, which i think is officially long enough to be considered an automatic fail ( Read more... )

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if this doesn't remind you of our dear beloved mokey, nothing will. and yep, i already sent it to him.