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Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish

[syxp]

Jack slid the key into the lock and turned it with all the care of a naked man in a trench coat sneaking into his sleeping girlfriend’s house. He lifted the door to keep the hinges from squealing and tiptoed inside. Carter was a light sleeper and Jack held his breath once the door was closed behind him. He let his internal clock tick for a minute, listening to the silence.

Perfect. Phase one of scare-the-crap-out-of-Carter-on-Halloween was complete. He felt around for the coat rack that lived in the corner. His toe found it before his hands and he swallowed the curses that were trying to jump out of his throat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. The coat rack was unsympathetic; he hung his jacket on it anyway

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[scruffyduck]

“Please don’t shoot me, Carter.” Jack’s eyes adjusted to the light and
holy shit
. She was standing over him with a handgun. And nothing else. “Jesus, Carter. Why are you naked?” Jack was pretty sure she would never be hotter than she was at that moment.

So hot.

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[syxp]

Thanks.

sharon

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[shutthef_up]

Yeah, those things always sound so much better in your head.

Reminds me of the time I decided to drive over to my boyfriend's house wearing nothing but an oversized purple silk shirt. And heels. In a car with expired tags.

The cops who pulled me over were quite intrigued.

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[syxp]

That's hilarious.

I bet cops have the best stories.

sharon

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[sela21k]

snortle-choke-cough

ROFLOL!!!

*coffee all over my keyboard

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[michare1a]

lmao! "Phase one of scare-the-crap-out-of-Carter-on-Halloween was complete." Best line! ;-D

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[syxp]

:P

Thanks!

sharon

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[rigel_7]

heee!

very cute, and also funny