Sam Carter and the Savage Pirates (sam/jack) PG-13

[surreallis_fic]

I wrote this little tale for majorsamfan, after she won me in the last Sweet Charity auction. She's given her blessing to post this, and I'm rather proud of it, so I hope you enjoy it. Cracktastic pirate action! I know the custom is to write space pirates for SG-1, but I went with the sort who sail the seven seas. Entertainment, pure and simple. Settle in

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[l_jade]

It took him three hours of posing before Daniel finally turned away from his sextant and exclaimed, “Oh, Jack, for God’s sake, WHAT?”

BWAH!... thank you for this... so crackasticly funny.

[surreallis_fic]

Sorry so late! But thank you!

[momm2five]

Jack sobered. “Well, maybe I won’t now. Maybe I’ll stay here and fish.”

“Maybe you’ll ask my permission first!” Jacob argued.

“Maybe I’ll bring a lifetime’s supply of rum,” Jack suggested.

“Maybe I keep the fishing poles in the shed out back,” Jacob mused.

“Maybe I’ll run off and become a pirate queen, leaving you two here to be crazy together,” Sam declared.

“Sam!” Both Jacob and Jack looked at her, hurt.

Daniel elbowed her in the ribs. “Are you sure you don’t just want to marry Jonas?”

Sam sighed

**gasping for breath**
ROFLMAO!! This is cracktasticly wonderful!! LOL!

[surreallis_fic]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed!

[muffinlips146]

You should write for Harliquin, it would be a vast improvement.

“See? SEE?” Jack roared, pointing accusingly at Daniel. “I TOLD you we needed a plank!”

Awesome.

[surreallis_fic]

Haaa! I don't think Harliquin is interested in improving. Which is really too bad. :D

[rebeccavoy_icon]

Oh that was fantastic, I laughed the whole way through it!

[surreallis_fic]

Mission accomplished then! Thank you!

[pittsburghgirl]

laughs hysterically

that was great