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What color would your hair be if you were a Bratz doll?:
If they made it right meow, red.
Have you done the Bratz doll challenge for Youtube?:
No. I don't do Youtube challenges.
Do your Facebook friends try to diagnose you with conditions you don't have?:
Probably lol
Do you hate plagiarism?:
Sure.
Who is someone you know who plagiarizes?:
I don't know.
Do you talk to anyone about your crushes?:
I talk about Justin to a lot of people...
Who's the person you go to for advice?:
Kelsi, Justin, Renee, maybe Drew. Needles.
Does the hospital in your town have a good reputation?:
Yes.
If you were a flower, what would you be, and why?:
I have no idea.
Do you hate it when doctors try to tell you your symptoms are anxiety?:
No.
Is your bed next to a wall?:
The headboard is against a wall.
What does the last bookmark you used look like?:
It's a gold one with a Kabuki mask on it. Andy got it from school, from the new girl in his grade.
Is there anyone you secretly want to ask to be your friend?:
No.
Do you pretend to be ok when you're not?:
Sometimes.
Have you ever told someone you were happy when you weren't?:
Sure.
How often do you get asked if you're ok?:
Often enough.
Are you ok?:
Right now, yes.
What is missing from your life?:
Money.
How old were you the first time you were kidnapped?:
I have never been kidnapped, to my knowledge.
Have you ever had your free will stolen from you?:
Sure.
What is your favorite nickname that you've had?:
Sunshine, Sugarplumhoneychild. Mama, if that counts.
Where did you go on the best date you've been on?:
Justin and I had a museum date, in which we went to three different museums in one day.
What guy or girl did you totally blow it with?:
Cory.
Have you ever been accused of being gay by a jealous friend?:
No?
If you're a Christian, how old were you when you accepted Christ?:
I am not.
Do you think for yourself?:
Mostly.
What was the name of the last mountain you climbed?:
I don't climb mountains.
Would you rather sleep in a tent or stay in a resort?:
Resort.
Have you ever gotten a professional massage?:
No.
What's your favorite milkshake flavor?:
Chocolate or peanut butter.
What act would you be most likely to perform in a talent show?:
Uhm, none.
If you had braces, do you wear your retainers still?:
I don't.
If you had braces, have your teeth moved since you got them off?:
Yes.
Whose was the first baby shower you remember attending, and for what baby?:
I think it was Renee & AJ's joint shower. My nephew, Jack, and my cousin, Trace.
Do you know anyone personally whose lost a child?:
Yes.
What keeps you going? Why do you keep on going each day?:
My kiddos, fear of death.
Have you ever felt like a job wasn't worth it?:
Yes.
Do you have friends and family who love and support you?:
Yes.
Do you wish people had more respect for those who are disabled invisibly?:
Yes.
If applicable, what color is your lava lamp?:
N/a
What are you planning for or preparing for right now?:
My trip to Alabama.
What color is your kitchen counter?:
Brown.
Do you wash the dishes by hand or have a dishwasher?:
Both.
How many years ago did you graduate high school?:
12.
Do you wish you could re-live your college years again?:
No.
Have you ever seen a shadowy, ghost-like figure (in real life)?:
No.
Do you take your medications regularly?:
I don't have daily medications.
Who was the last person who tried to kill you and then played the victim?:
No one has tried to kill me... to my knowledge.
Do you love anyone who hates you?:
No.
What color is your bedroom door?:
I don't have a bedroom door.
What color is your desk?:
Dark brown at home, beige at work.
Did you save your favorite Barbie doll from childhood?:
No.
Did you ever record yourself onto a cassette tape?:
Yes, when TalkBoys were a thing.
What decade were you born in?:
The '80s.
When was the last time you did something that felt like rebellion?:
-shrug-
Did you learn a lot in college?:
Eh.
Is there anyone whom you wish were dead?:
Sure.
How many inches do you normally have to hem up your pants?:
I don't, fashion designers make clothes specifically for my height.
Do you have to take in shirts at the shoulders?:
Sometimes.
If you're a girl, what's your bra size?:
40DD.
What color are your kitchen cupboards?:
White.
What was the first food you learned to cook on the stove?:
Probably Ramen.
Have you ever had the chicken pox?:
Yes.
Do you have any memories from pre-school?:
I didn't go to preschool, so no.
Where did you go on your first train ride?:
Orlando.
Have you ever felt jealous of someone because of the parent they had?:
Yes.
Do you love life?:
Sometimes.
Do you wish that the police would get punished for their crimes?:
Yes.
Name something you own that's an antique:
Nothing.
Would you collect antiques if you were rich?:
No.
Do you wish you could afford to buy a house?:
Yes.
What's one luxury item you wish you could afford?:
A plane.
Do you know how to swim?:
Sure.
What's your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool?:
Play around.
Do you prefer indoor or outdoor pools?:
Outdoor pools. Indoor pools always smell bad.
Have you ever been abused by a cop?:
No.
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Do you or have you ever owned a horse?
No.
Regardless, would you like to?
Not really.
Have you ever watched To Catch A Predator?
No.
Have you ever had a relationship that began via text?
No.
Are you ever quiet simply because you feel you’re expected to be?
Like, in libraries and shit, sure.
Can you hula-hoop?
Yes.
Do you think you’ll ever leave?
Hopefully.
Would you rather take typography or botany?
Botany.
What’s your favorite book?
Harry Potter series, 1984, Raw Shark Texts, Rant, etc.
The Bell Jar or The Great Gatsby?
The Great Gatsby.
Do you own a pair of moccasins?
No.
What was your first job?
Cashier at Babies R Us.
If you have a job now… how do you feel about the uniform?
There's no uniform, or even dress code.
Did you believe in unicorns as a small child?
Not really.
Did you watch The Last Unicorn?
Yes.
The Dark Crystal?
Yes.
Balto?
Yes.
Scamper the Penguin?
No.
What’s your background picture on your phone of?
...Frasier lol
Do you move on from relationships easily, or is it difficult?
It's difficult.
Would you ever dye your hair platinum blonde?
No, I don't make a good blonde.
Do you think there is good in everyone?
No.
Are you religious?
No.
What’s the brand of the computer/laptop you’re on?
Lenovo.
Have you seen Spirited Away or Kiki’s Delivery Service?
Spirited Away, yes. Not Kiki's Delivery Service, yet.
Have you ever wondered what people look like when seeing roadkill?
No?
Would you ever date a guy with longer hair than yourself?
My boyfriend's hair is like two feet longer than mine lol
Are you comfortable with the way you look when first rolling out of bed?
No.
How long does/did it take you to get ready for school?
I don't remember.
How long does/would it take you to get ready for work?
If my kids are at their dad's, like 15-20 mins.
And what about just going out?
Anyway from 15 minutes to two hours, depending on what I'm doing and who I'm going with.
Do you let your hair air dry or do you blow-dry it?
Air.
Do you ever steal (borrow) any of your parents’ clothes?
No lol
Can your mom knit or crochet?
No. She can sew.
Would you have what it takes to kill someone that was trying to kill you?
Maybe.
Do you think sloths are cute or ugly?
Cute.
Do you know what phase the moon is in without looking?
No.
What eyeshadow suits you best?
Neutrals or dark.
And what color are your eyes?
Dark brown.
Do you watch Teen Mom 2?
No.
What about Jenelle’s devotion to Ke$ha?
What.
Calvin Harris or David Guetta?
Neither.
Have you ever been to Universal Studios?
Nope, but I want to sooooo bad.
Are you more attracted to brunettes or blondes?
Brunettes, but I like both.
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What is the smallest thing you lose your temper over instantly?
Bad drivers.
What is something we should enjoy while it lasts?
Love.
What sounds like fiction, but is an actual historical event?
Like, all of it lol
When is the least appropriate time to do jazz hands?
At a funeral.
What makes you feel sexy?
When my man can't stop staring at me.
What is your greatest irrational fear?
Whales.
What is the worst reply to ‘I love you’?
"I don't love you."
What would you NEVER want to become the best at?
Killing people?
What has been the most delicious meal you’ve ever had?
There is absolutely no way I can choose that.
What’s a job that doesn’t get enough respect?
Nurses, teachers.
What did you take for granted until you visited another country?
-shrug-
What is the worst first date you’ve been on?
When a guy took me to see Bee Movie, when I hate Jerry Seinfeld.
Who is your favourite scientist and why?
I'm not sure.
What song does everybody know the lyrics to?
ABC's
Is milk in general weird?
Yes.
Do you prefer emoticons or emoji?
Emoji.
What’s the hardest task you’ve ever had to do?
Giving birth.
How did you meet your pet?
Needles found him in a rain puddle.
Do you look like any of your grand- or great-grandparents?
Not really.
Did/Do you have any PEZ dispensers?
I have before.
What makes you feel euphoric?
Money.
What are some of the phrases in your personal 'bingo’ card?
Fair, rude dude, that's what's up, dope, etc.
What was the last thing that gave you deja vu?
I don't remember.
What would you do for gold?
Nothing exceptional.
Do you like grapes or raisins better?
Grapes.
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What EXACTLY are you doing?
This, eating lunch, avoiding actual work.
What’s the last funny thing you saw on TV?
I don't remember.
Have you ever felt too low, you thought you wouldn’t recover?
Yes.
The last song you listened to was by?
I honestly don't remember.
You’re more: sane or insane?
Insane.
Would the world be different without music?
Of course?
Have you ever been to therapy/counseling?
No.
Explain an out-of-body experience you’ve had:
No.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15.
Have you ever eaten something while high, that is disgusting to you when you’re sober?
Probably.
Ever watched the sun rise?
Yes.
Some lyrics off the top of your head:
No.
Out of all the people you know, who has the most overprotective father?
Kristin.
What is something you and your significant other talk about regarding the future?
Living together, etc.
Do you have any chronic illnesses or a mental diagnosis?
Yes.
Name any/all drugs you have ever used?
Weed, alcohol, cocaine.
Do you blow dry your hair or let it dry naturally?
Naturally.
If you’ve had stitches, where on your body were they?
Ears.
Which of your five senses do you think is the best?
Taste.
Is there a song that describes how you felt yesterday? What?
I don't know.
The last funny thing a friend said?
Don't remember.
What was the last thing you did that made you feel accomplished?
-shrug-
What is the worst drug anyone has ever offered you?
Cocaine, I suppose.
A childhood memory off the top of your head:
Playing with Spirographs at my Grandma's home.
How many art classes have you had?
Just Art History.
Do you hate the way you feel, or feel the way you hate?
What.
What do you think of girls who say they don’t fart or poop?
I think they're trying to be funny.
Your zodiac sign and birthstone?
Scorpio/orange topaz.
What’s the worst thing about you when you’re angry?
I take it out on literally everyone.
Ever smoked salvia?
Yes.
Who do you tell EVERYTHING to?
Justin.
Have you ever been to a rehab facility of any sort?
No, just AA.
What are homophones?
Words that are spelled differently but are pronounced the same.
Have you ever found something out you wish you hadn’t?
Yes.
What is your best experience in life so far?
My kiddos.
What is “true love” anyway?
It's an intensely deep connection between two people. <-Sure
Your favorite shoes are?
My Doc Marten's.
Is there anything you plan on buying soon?
Krystle's birthday present and party decorations.
The last family member you kissed/hugged was?
One of my kiddos.
Ever had surgery? What?
I've had 6 surgeries and 2 births.
Is makeup sex really all that great?
Yes.
Do you sleep with anything other than pillows, blankets, etc?
No.
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What’s your opinion on Brexit?
I think it's a bad idea.
Does it gross you out when people don’t cover their mouth when they cough?
Yes.
If you want children, what are some of your reasons for wanting them?
I already have children.
Does a career in finance sound interesting to you?
Nope.
Have you ever been to South Korea?
No.
When you cook a dish that has beans in it, do you prefer to use canned or dry beans?
I hate beans.
What were some fun experiments you did in science class as a kid?
I cannot remember.
What was the last strong emotion you felt?
Worry.
After finishing a bowl of cereal, do you drink the leftover milk?
God no.
What’s something that’s been bothering you lately?
Money.
Do you use dry shampoo between washes?
Sometimes, but rarely.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Given birth.
Do you ever wear pantyhose?
Rarely.
What’s the most severe allergic reaction you’ve ever had to something?
Giant blisters.
What was the last show you binge-watched?
Hart of Dixie.
What’s a food that starts with the first letter of your last name?
Watercress.
What’s your favorite sub-genre of rock?
Alternative.
What historical event would you have liked to witness?
Dunno.
Who was the last person to get frustrated with you, and why?
Probably Kelsi, she's always frustrated at me these days.
Do you get at least 7 hours of sleep every night?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What’s something that makes absolutely zero sense to you?
Mandarin.
What’s your phone background?
Frasier.
Have you ever lived with someone you didn’t get along with?
Of course.
Has the country you live in ever had a civil war?
Yepp.
What’s something that bothers you more and more as you get older?
Everyone.
Do you have a fitness tracker?
No.
If so, do you wear it all day or just when you work out?
N/a
What types of animals have you had as pets?
Cats, dogs, hamsters, mice, rats.
Are you a pretty resilient person? Or do you get stressed easily?
Both.
Have you ever booked anything through a travel agency?
Nope.
What direction does the front of your house face?
South.
How well do you understand economics? Have you ever taken an econ class?
I understand the basics, yes.
What was the last fruit you ate?
Avocado.
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Did you set an alarm before you went to bed last night?
It's automatically set.
If someone sits in front of you at the theater, do you move?
No, most of the theaters I go to have assigned seating anyway.
Have you ever freaked out because you noticed your shadow?
Yes lol
What was the last door you closed to?
The bay.
Do you get out of bed on the left side or right side?
If you're facing it, the left side. But when I'm laying in it, it's the right side.
How many bars to you let your phone get to before charging it?
The bars are for range, though...
Do you like cold hard liquor or warm hard liquor?
When I drank, I preferred it room temp.
Do you stare into the mirror when you brush your teeth?
Yes.
How many different couches did you sit on today?
None, actually.
Tell me about the last edible meal you prepared?
It was a microwave dish lol
Do you backspace to get to an error or click on it?
It depends on how far back it is.
You just won a free TV series on DVD. What is it?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air since it's not on any streaming services.
Do you like to be closer or farther back to the wheel when driving?
Farther back.
Do you really search for the cold side of the pillow?
Nope.
Go to Google. Type in your last name. First website link:
No.
What is one song where you like the remix better?
I'm Real.
Are you finding some survey questions are too general?
Yes.
When eating dinner, do you eat foods in order or just inhale it?
Neither?
If a stranger looked at your signature, could he pronounce your name?
Noooo.
Do you brake partially in the cross walk or totally behind the line?
Behind the line, mostly.
Is your phone usually on a hear-able ringer or vibrate/silent?
Audible.
Have you ever had a fmylife.com experience happen to you?
I'm sure.
Which side does the groom stand on in a traditional wedding?
The right?
Type a “h” into your browser. What’s the first website on the drop-down?
No.
When you lose your phone, where is the first general place you look?
My purse.
Do you listen to music or watch tv when you browse the internet?
Either.
When you sleep next to someone to you face towards them or away?
Both.
Do you use the “1 Minute” button or put it in manually when microwaving?
Button.
What was the last thing you heated up anyways?
My lunch. Mexican chicken thing.
Do you look into the bottom of the cup when drinking from a cup?
Sometimes.
Do you fall asleep with your mouth open or closed?
-shrug-
What was the last bug you killed?
Probably a mosquito or ant.
Do you leave your window open at night?
No.
Do you hold the door open for strangers?
Sometimes.
Do you keep items in your front or back pants’ pocket?
Back.
Do you tend to use “…” when typing a lot?
Not a lot, no.
You're at the local fair. It’s 8pm. Where do you head to first?
Home, why the fuck would I go to the fair at 8 pm.
Do you brush your teeth with warm or cold water?
Cold.
Have you ever turned on the wrong stove burner and not realized?
Yes.
What was the last item or location you cleaned?
I cleaned the office the other day.
Do you make up words when you’re singing and don’t know the lyrics?
Sometimes.
Can you remember what made you sneeze last?
Mucus.
When you boil water do you fill the pan with warm or cold water?
Cold.
Do you have your own wireless network, or steal off of others?
I have my own.