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What do you do when you can’t sleep?
i take a xanax and try again.
Have you ever been threatened before?
yes.
Don’t you hate being labeled?
yes. i dont see the benefit in categorizing anyone.
Are you one of those people who says sorry too much or doesn’t say it often?
i apologize for exhisting.
Have you ever had a cute doctor/dentist/nurse?
yes.
Do you swallow your gum even though it’s bad for you?
no, i do not swallow gum.
Don’t you hate it when you go to the bathroom & there’s no toilet paper?
yes.
^When that happens do you ever just sit there & read shampoo bottles?
no...
Do you wear jelly bracelets? Do you believe in the sexual meanings of them?
i wore them, i recall people saying some shit and me saying "i dont care."
Are you good at guessing things?
that really depends.
Have you ever gambled?
yes.
When your stomach growls do you ignore it for awhile or immediately get food?
it really depends. sometimes it growls and im not even hungry. other times im starving and it is silent. stomach growling doesnt always mean the same thing, or anything at all.
Have you ever thrown up on someone in front of you on a amusement park ride?
no.
Have you ever thought you were dreaming so you had someone actually pinch you?
no.
When you get nervous, does your heart pound extra fast?
yes, but also as a symptom of general anxiety.
Have you ever mowed your lawn? Do you find it fun or annoying?
i have mowed a lawn before. i do not enjoy it.
Do you have a garden at your house?
yes, but i am not required to maintain it, so i dont. the plants are self-sufficient.
Do you like making puppet figures with your shadow?
no. but i did when i was a kid.
When you’re on the internet does time go fast or slow?
it depends on what i am doing on the internet.
When you’re angry do you take it out on other people?
i dont believe i do, no.
What’s the key to true happiness?
the answer is subjective. for me, it is healthy connections with other people.
Who do you look up to for your style?
i dont.
What was the longest phone conversation you’ve ever had?
i used to have extremely long phone calls. like all night phone calls. but not in a long time, and i am very okay with that.
How many pillows do you sleep with?
one.
What’s your life philosophy?
everything works out in the end, but you still gotta work hard to mitigate potential failure and ensure success.
Have you ever played strip poker or would you ever?
no, and i would not.
Would you still go out with someone even if you thought they would cheat on you?
no. i have no interest in non-monogamous relationships.
Would you date someone who didn’t want to have sex until they were married?
i did and he gave in a month in. they always do.
How much cash do you have on you right now?
i dont know the exact amount. i try not to carry cash on me, but my folks gave me money for my birthday so...
What’s your favorite thing to order at a Mexican food restaurant?
chimichangas.
If you got to magically make somebody disappear, who would it be and why?
i dont know anymore. maybe nobody.
Do you prefer to cook or eat out?
i would prefer to output as little energy as possible. but i do love cooking, i make yummy food.
Have you ever peed yourself while laughing?
yes.
When you don’t like someone, do you let them know?
i dont see the need to go out of my way to let someone know something negative, unless they are oppressive with their existence in my life, then i will do what i must.
How would you build your ultimate sundae?
i just like vanilla ice cream and hot fudge. i wouldnt be mad at some oreo in there.
Would you date someone who went to church on a regular basis?
i dated a few faithful individuals. it never worked out.
What is your favorite curse word?
motherfucker.
Would you rather see a movie at the theater or at home on DVD?
at home. fuck theaters. overpriced sticky shit, popcorn all over the place, smelling like the inside of a fart trapped in a fetid colon. hard pass.
If the police came to your door & said “you’re under arrest!” what would it be for?
it wouldnt.
Are you good at giving massages?
i think so.
What movie do you know just about every line from?
i dont. im not good at watching stuff, much less rewatching stuff.
Do you prefer cupcakes or muffins?
cupcakes.
What are the three “nevers” of your life?
lol "the" three nevers. i will never do any hard drugs, i will never name call in a relationship, i will never have my own kids.
so far, so good.
What lifts your spirits when life gets you down?
a lot of different things. i have a lot of healthy outlets. it really depends on how down i am and what it is about.
Is sometimes being silent more effective than having to say things?
absolutely.
Do you smile a lot or not enough?
i dont think theres a threshold of requirement, but i am told often that i look like something is bothering me. kyle asks me if im okay often.