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What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen?
Probably A Serbian Film, but I didn't finish it because fuck no.
What unethical experiment would have the biggest positive impact on society as a whole?
Oh baby no.
When was the last time you were snooping, and found something you wish you hadn’t?
When Drew and I were together.
Which celebrity or band has the worst fan base?
Five Finger Death Punch
What are you interested in that most people aren’t?
Libraries.
If you were given a PhD degree, but had no more knowledge of the subject of the degree besides what you have now, what degree would you want to be given to you?
What would be the point of never gaining knowledge in a subject I obviously love?
What smartphone feature would you actually be excited for a company to implement?
I don't care at all.
What’s something people don’t worry about but really should?
Idk.
What movie quotes do you use on a regular basis?
The most common ones are "My name's Bennett and I ain't in it," and "My name's Paul, and that shit's between y'all," from Pulp Fiction.
Do you think that children born today will have better or worse lives than their parents?
I like to think better, in general. I feel like each generation tries to do better than their parents did. Of course it's not a perfect system, by any means.
What’s the funniest joke you know by heart?
I'm not a fan of jokes like that, really.
When was the last time you felt you had a new lease on life?
Kind of now, I guess. With going back to school.
What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?
One of my close friend's named her son John Conner, like from The Terminator. I also like, though, that's it's still two normal names, so it's not crazy, but I still think it's funny.
Which charity or charitable cause is most deserving of money?
Oof, that feels shitty lol. I do tend to be more giving of children's charities though.
What TV show character would it be the most fun to change places with for a week?
Anyone with lots of money.
What was cool when you were young but isn’t cool now?
Well, most things from my childhood seem to be making a comeback, which also reminds me of how old I've gotten.
If you were moving to another country, but could only pack one carry-on sized bag, what would you pack?
Important documents, my phone, charger, money, underwear, pants, shorts, a few shirts, socks, a different kind of shoes than what I'm wearing, toothbrush and toothpaste.
What’s the most ironic thing you’ve seen happen?
I hate vague ass questions like this.
If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?
Something simple, to hone my skills before I fuck something up.
If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?
I would like to not do that.
What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?
Environmental concerns.
What problem are you currently grappling with?
So many.
What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role?
Okay, here comes a rant. I HATE that they cast Tom Fucking White Bread Hanks as Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code. The character is described as a sexy, intellectual type that most of the student body has a crush on. He is tall, and handsome, with a sexy jaw line. AND THEY CAST DOPEY ASS PLAIN ASS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT HE WAS SEXY TOM MOTHERFUCKING HANKS and then GAVE. HIM. A. MULLET. A motherfucking mullet and his pasty, dad next door head. UGH. Okay, end rant.
What game have you spent the most hours playing?
Fable or Sims.
What’s the most comfortable bed or chair you’ve ever been in?
My bed.
What’s the craziest conversation you’ve overheard?
If you knew the people in my life, you'd know that is very hard to choose.
What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked?
When I worked at Amazon.
What movie, picture, or video always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?
Nothing, really. Eventually everything gets less funny if you overplay it.
What artist or band do you always recommend when someone asks for a music recommendation?
It depends on the genres they like...
If you could have an all-expenses paid trip to see any famous world monument, which monument would you choose?
The temples in Greece.
If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?
Geese.
What’s the most addicted to a game you’ve ever been?
...Didn't you already kind of ask this.
What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?
Idk.
Which protagonist from a book or movie would make the worst roommate?
HOLDEN CAUFIELD. Don't worry, I won't rant again.
Do you eat food that’s past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine?
Depends on the food.
What’s the most ridiculous thing you have bought?
Oh lord, I buy all sorts of dumb shit.
What’s the funniest comedy skit you’ve seen?
Too many. I hate these "What's the most blahblahblah" questions. Like, who sits there and rates their life experiences like that??
What’s the most depressing meal you’ve eaten?
Ooof.
What tips or tricks have you picked up from your job / jobs?
Shrug.
What outdoor activity haven’t you tried, but would like to?
I am not a fan of the outdoor activities.
What songs hit you with a wave of nostalgia every time you hear them?
Anything from my childhood or preteen years.
What’s the worst backhanded compliment you could give someone?
Idk, ask my mom. She's the queen of those.
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
I'm gonna be real honest here, I fucking hate documentaries.
What was the last song you sang along to?
Gin & Juice lol
What’s the funniest thing you’ve done or had happen while your mind was wandering?
Idk.
What app can you not believe someone hasn’t made yet?
Literally don't care.
When was the last time you face palmed?
Probably today with this online schooling shit.
If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?
Probably an art museum.
Which of your vices or bad habits would be the hardest to give up?
Smoking.
What really needs to be modernized?
Isn't everything??