Vault 101

[survival_101]

Oh man, my head is killing me. What holiday was yesterday? Why’d I have to go and drink that much? Okay, no sweat, just calm down and you can figure this out

Comments

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, good luck getting God to turn the brightness on the sun down. He's pretty stubborn about that.

[survival_101]

The fuck's he thinking, trying to blind us? Or is he just scared of the dark?

[semper_fi_bitch]

I don't know, man, I guess he's just a dick like that. But hey, just stick around for a while and it'll get dark eventually.

[survival_101]

Yeah, I get it. A dick like that and someone'll flip the switch eventually.

Look, I don't know who needs a room this fucking big, but I have no goddamn clue where I am right now.