a quiz that doesn't need answers:
1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father?
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall), cybernetic Hitler or if all food screamed when you ate it?
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon?
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is?
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you dont end up?
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer.
7. Its your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad?
8. Youre driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is:
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on:
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers arent all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone?
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of Gods creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is:
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose:
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could?
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10:
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl who's being a total bitch about it because, cmon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends youd want on your side in a fight:
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Dont say Hitler, you uncreative fuck:
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice:
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have:
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall), cybernetic Hitler or if all food screamed when you ate it?
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon?
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is?
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you dont end up?
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer.
7. Its your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad?
8. Youre driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is:
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on:
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers arent all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone?
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of Gods creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is:
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose:
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could?
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10:
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl who's being a total bitch about it because, cmon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends youd want on your side in a fight:
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Dont say Hitler, you uncreative fuck:
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice:
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have: