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 A married Irishman went into the confessional and said
to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another
woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in.
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MUTHU AND HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview ....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

MUTHU AND TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village ... and Muthu said ..

"No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT
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On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

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