Macs
Chrissy: This class is going to commit people to suicide
Sara: Apparantly I'm now her b!tch
Kenny: On your knees, b!tch
table cracks up. Sr. Kathleen walks by
Kenny: That was a nun!
nuns can't have bad days
most important man in the history of... history
pitbulls
pimples
cripples
holds up a sign that says 'ouch'
5 white socks
hands on hips
hands on knees
put them behind you
if you please
IQ of 27 and still do documentation
pleragerism
monkey see monkey do ~ Sr. Elaine's rule for documentation
if you rearrange the names, the guy who was first is going to hunt you down
pretend you do not have a braincell and just do it
tall boy = elevated being = elongated creature
Works Cited ~ Just Do It
frenchified
your freedom to swing your fist ends at my nose
beyond my comprehension... that's why I'm a historian
get killed get disease die (tzi-tzi fly)
didn't do anything in WWII except get hammered
when you talk for a profession, you get a sore throat
never getting me on an airplane again. not unless i can carry my own gun
'we're taking over this plane' ::BANG::
Matt: something smells like burning....
Elizabeth: never graduate
Susan: why not?
Elizabeth: because it sucks
Susan: oh. why are you typing in different fonts?
Elizabeth: I hate the thought of it
Elizabeth: because I'm schizophrenic right now
Susan: lol ok
Elizabeth: part of me is petrified of graduation
Elizabeth: the other part of me is pretending nothing's wrong!
Elizabeth: :)
Elizabeth: PSYCHO!
Elizabeth: whew
P-man: punching bag...z
Gina shakes Susan's chair
Susan: what are you doing?
Gina: rocking your world!
Lauren: I'd buy one for free!
Sarah: the point of going to class would be pointless!
Gina: Very better
P-man(drunk): guess how many pieces of gum i have in my mouth!
Susan: 6
P-man: Whoa, she's gooood!
Elizabeth: AJ's the network god!
Anna: What kind of sacrifices do you take?
Susan: Only in a class full of CE's would someone yell, "Bravo, Bravo"
Cheryl: That's a quote. Or an away message.
Donna: You're freezing, it's great!
Susan: Anna loves me!
Anna: How much do I love you?
Susan: Ice cream?
Anna: Yeah, I love you icecream.
Lesley: Susan, you are the most uncommuter-commuter
Susan: I want a Lata award for that next year
Raine: They're gonna think i'm in an eating disorder cult!