Brian
Linda: This is probably worth what you're about to pay for it, which is nothing...
Brian: I'm doomed to stay in that man's shadow forever.
Susan: nah, he's taller than you
Text Message from Brian: Workin on a perfectly good helo and breakin stuff
Brian
i like windows xp because it defends itself. it's like, 'hey, it tried to delete a driver' ::smack::
if i had met myself 2 years ago, i'd have kicked my @ss!
Ancient Florida
There's a 1 in 3 chance that the first 2 years of service that we will recieve a amperage large enough to stop your heart. half of us, the marines, were like 'yes!' the other half, the navy, were like, 'sh!t.'
Predispasosed
Bewilderment at other people's stupidity
I was like, "Bugger this Andy. Do you know how early is is? I'm gonna go back to bed now. Call me later." Now in reality it's more like. "mmph? gah! ugh. lata."
Where are you from Little Girl?
I dunno, look at her tag
It says Taiwan
no no the other one
OK, so maybe you can defeat my grammar
"Fresian Horse Under Saddle"
Sounds like a delicacy!
Grand Cherokee is like putting the Jeep logo on a coffee mug and saying, 'here, have a Jeep'
Susan, you're the only one in the loop. You ARE the loop
I can't miss things that I don't know I'm missing
What am I, if not a walking, talking one-liner?