Good Sam
Katie: Let's eat dessert first... then dinner... then dessert again...
Steph: Then a midnight snack
defective oreos... oreo-less oreos
extraordinarily ordinary
some sermon quotes, couresy of Geof:
Walking dead people - they stole the wrong guy's gold... Give it back!
All dressed up but feeling the cracks
"Isn't that sweet, Paul sent us a thank-you note." Then they got to Chapter 2
AndyL: it'd be 30 seconds of AndyH like this ::deer in headlights look::
Geof: I don't preach on Fridays
Geof: They were like "Let's be Old Testament." The NT wasn't working out
Mike: Who let the accordian in?
Caitlin: Well, Andy and Andy can testify to the power of my bacon
Caitlin: I'm here, but not all there
Andy: I don't choose roommates by my drinking preferences
TextMessage from Caitlin: ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE!
Darcy: When people say "before my time," they usually mean, like, Bing Crosby
Susan: AJ would kill you if you killed me. But you'd already be dead.
Andy: I was thinking, and this might be a combination of Rice Crispies and ADD...
Caitlin: It's aright, I'm washable
Caitlin: We broke Wawa!
Jesse: I'm parked in and something tells me it's the Miracle Machine
Jesse: Haha, your food's not blessed!
Sarah A: I'm amused that you're amused by that.
Andy L: I would love to do a force analysis on those arms...
Andy L to Andrew: so what you're saying is that you won't date a girl with a moustache?
Andrew to AJ: How much stuff do you have in your house?
Andy L: A whole houseful?
Andrew to Caitlin: do you have a dictionary?
Geof: no, it's all in australian, you couldn't read it.
Jeremy: ...People who are a little more condusive to intelligence
Jeremy: yeah, NOW this is borderline high school ;-)
Susan: polk
Susan: ok
Jeremy: please don't tell me "polk" was supposed to be "ok"
Susan: it was
Susan: lol
Jeremy: *slapping head*
Jeremy: wait, so you're only 20?
Susan: yeah
Jeremy: stink
Susan: why?
Susan: i cna't go out?
Jeremy: there go my dreams of drunkin nights
Susan: gitcha
Susan: how's the chocolate?
Andy: put away in the fridge
Susan: that's a lonely place for chocolate
Andy: nah, it's with the sour cream
Susan: oh ok. so that makes it not lonely?
Andy: yes
Susan: ok
Andy: haven't used this feature yet, it might explode
Susan: tjamls
Susan: thanks
Susan: advice - don't try to type with writing implements in your hands
Andy: you are now the steward of Brian's quotes
Andy L: That "wrong way" sign isn't real
Katy to Brian: If I don't see you sunday, Happy Boot Camp
Geof: Not that we don't love you but scram-beat-it
Andy: what's the difference between those?
Mike: Susan?
Brian: satellites and lingerie?
Susan: Katy, you could build a tree!