Three of them!
【Awakening】
1:あなたのオタク歴(801以外含む)、腐女子歴(801)はどのくらいですか?それぞれお答え下さい。
(When did you become an otaku (non-yaoi) and a fujoshi (yaoi)? Answer each respectively.)
I really prefer to be a closet otaku, but I started watching anime when I lived in Japan... This is when I was 4. Sailor Moon was a huge fad, and every girl in kindergarten was obsessed with it. Me included! As for being a Fujoshi, I used to make fun of people like that until the karma train hit me. I think I was in high school, bought a korean manhwa that had a couple I really shipped. Then suddenly I realized the girl was never a girl in the first place.... And still liked it.
2:初めてパロディ萌えした作品は何ですか?CPも教えてください。
(What was the first series you liked slash for? Please tell the couple.)
Demon Diary, Eclipse/Raynef? I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS ANYMORE
3:初めてはまった商業BL作品は何ですか?
(What was your first actual BL series?)
I'm guessing it was Loveless. The artwork was gorgeous but the story isn't for me
4:初めてプレイしたBLゲームは何ですか?
(What is the first BL game you played?)
Omg I wish I played any. Togainu no chi totally don't work on windows 7
5:初めて買ったBLドラマCDは何ですか?
(What’s the first BL drama CD you bought?)
I would be too ashamed to own any.... Although if I did it would be kotonoha no hana
6:同人イベントデビュー(一般参加含む)はいつですか?
(When was your first doujin event debut?)
ONLY TIME WILL TELL
7:同人サイトを開設したことはありますか?
(Do you have a doujin site?*)
I AIN'T IN JAPAN
【Inclination】
8:攻について
以下の設定に[◎=大好物!、○=割と好き、△=あんまり…、×=勘弁してください]で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘seme’: Assign them to your preferences.
[◎=Something I love!、○=Like relatively well、△=Don’t like very much、×= give me a break!])
オヤジ (older men) →◎
ショタ (shota) → △
鬼畜 (brutish) →○
強引 (pushy) → ◎
へたれ (pitiful) → △
ワンコ (devoted) →◎
ワイルド (wild) →○
ツンデレ (tsundere) →○
不器用 (awkward) →× (BAD EXPERIENCE IRL WITH AWKWARD PEOPLE)
メガネ (glasses) →○
9:受について
以下の設定に[◎=大好物!、○=割と好き、△=あんまり…、×=勘弁してください]で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘uke’: Assign them to your preferences.
[◎=Something I love!、○=Like relatively well、△=Don’t like very much、×=give me a break!]
オヤジ (older men) → △
ショタ (shota) → △
女王様 (queen-type) → ○
誘い受 (‘inviting’ type) → ○
襲い受 (‘top’ type) →◎
ワンコ (devoted) → ○
ワイルド (wild) → ◎
ツンデレ (tsundere) → ○
けなげ (pure) → ◎
メガネ (glasses) → ○
10:作風・シチュエーションについて
以下の設定に[◎=大好物、○=割と好き、△=あんまり…、×=勘弁してください]で答えてください。
(Concerning the writing style and situation: Assign them to your preferences.
[◎=Something I love!、○=Like relatively well、△=Don’t like very much、×=give me a break!]
アホアホ (idiots) → ◎ (I gotta get my entertainment from somewhere)
ダーク (dark) → ◎◎◎◎◎ (WHY AM I SUCH A HAPPY PERSON)
リーマンもの (salary men) → ◎
学園もの (school setting) →△
幼馴染み (childhood friends) → ○
主従もの (master/servant) → ◎
時代物 (period drama) → ○
ファンタジー (fantasy) → ○
総ホモ (100% homo) → ×
複数プレイ (threesome, etc.) → △
リバ (role reversal) → △
下克上 (‘subordinate overtaking superior’) → ◎
女体化 (feminization) → ×
方言 (dialect) → ????
年の差 (large age difference) → ○/△ Im glad they didn't call this shota
11:一番萌える!カップリング設定を教えてください。
(例:へたれ×女王様、部下×上司など)
(Please tell us the hottest coupling setup, in your opinion!
i.e. no-good type x queen, superior x subordinate, etc.)
.. I really don't know. Can't really think of anything. Maybe I'll edit later if I change my mind.
12:上のリストには無かったけど、これは萌え!or萎え!なものがあれば叫んでください。
(Please give a type that isn’t in the above list that makes you excited or dissatisfied!)
WHERE IS THE OPTION FOR RIVALS.
【Currently】
13:作家買いしているBL作家さんはいますか?(何人でも!)
(Do you currently have any authors that you seek out to buy? (As many people as you want!))
Nope! Unless artists count. EBISU WORLD-BOX AND INUMOG. SEEK AND COLLECT.
14:毎月BL系の雑誌を何冊くらい買っていますか?
(Around how many of the BL monthy magazines do you buy?)
None!
15:毎月BLコミックスを何冊くらい買っていますか?
(Around how many BL comics do you buy each month?)
None D:
16:今一番アツいジャンル(or作品)は何ですか?
またそれについて熱い思いを語ってください。
(Currently, what’s the ‘in’ genre (or work)?
Please talk about your thoughts on this trend.)
What???
【In Closing】
17:バトンを回す5人を指名してください。
(Please name five people you’ll pass the baton to.)
I think I failed this meme epically as half of these questions don't even pertain to me. I shouldn't be allowed to tag anyone
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What are your top 3 favorite foods?
1. Tomatoes. IN EVERYTHING. I like to binge eat something I really like, and hate it afterwards. I have yet to hate tomatoes.
2. Delicious delicious raw fish. Sashimi <3. Salmon or tuna, I can't decide which.
3. French fries. My guilty pleasure hhgggnnn
What was the last book you read and would you recommend it?
The swan thieves. Bought it at the airport to kill time on my flight. It was horrible, couldn't even make it pass 50 pages.
What are your top 3 favorite places?
My apartment: Where I live with my friends since the first year of college <3.
My workplace: Where everyone is awesome.
My room: I'm such an indoors person, what can I say?
What was the last lie you told?
Spilled orange soda all over my downstairs neighbor's stairs/front porch. Then proceeded to lie to the housing committee about doing no such thing. It was awful, but downstairs have been nothing but a bitch to my roomies and I since we moved in. I didn't feel like apologizing for a spill (Or an explosion of a soda bottle OOPS).
What are your favorite 3 sports (to watch or participate in)?
This question is anit-me. I don't like sports at all.
What was the last movie you watched and would you recommend it?
The Black Swan. It was good. I had amazing expectations for it but it wasn't that amazing. Still something that needs to be watched though. I wish it was in book form then it would've REALLY been amazing.
List 3 things you can see outside of the nearest window.
PITCH BLACK. Dude its like 1am. I can't see crap.
Where was the last place you went?
To get pho! Then to the grocery market, but the parking lot was full... So we turned around and drove back. Fail
What was the last thing you did for someone else?
Nothing too special. I don't really remember
Name 3 places you have never been that you want to visit.
All of Europe, Antarctica, Caribbeans. I'm not very original ):.
What was the last thing you threw in the garbage/recycling?
Some plastic bag I had from cooking. God can these questions be any more exciting?
Name 3 things on your bedside table.
Alarm Clock, broken lamp, Make up bag
What are the top 3 things that your job requires you to think about?
Graphic designing:
1. The mood of the band I have to make a poster for.
2. Neat things to spaz the thing up in illustrator
3. 4356546 PROJECTS WHAT TO DO FIRST
Research:
1. When do I get to eat lunch
2. Fuck, did I pipette that sample yet? (1 out of 300+)
3. Where do I get more of solution _____? Oh, I have to make it? Shit.
What are the first 3 things you would do if you won the lottery?
Probably pay my student loans, my parent's loans. Do nothing until graduation, then a trip all around the world. Save up the rest and go on with life as if nothing happened. (Because this will never happen anyway :( )
Describe or name the last serious injury or illness you had?
Asthma before I left China. That was like, over ten years ago. I've been pretty careful to take care myself well, not taking risks and avoiding dangerous places.
What are the top 3 things that you wish you could do?
Why are these questions all asking me for 3 things. THIS REQUIRES TOO MUCH THINKING ):. And whats with the set up of this question anyway? As if there are things I can never do if life :D.
1. Defy physics
2. Learn magic
3. Exercise
What was the last thing that someone said to you that you will remember forever?
I thought about this for the past hour while I was cooking and I couldn't think of anything. I must've not heard anything profound enough at this point of my life.
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Above my left eye, I ran into a gate when I was 10. Everyone around me was freaking out and I was just like: 'sup (totally gangsta, not rly). Then I went to the hospital to NOT get stitches, but to GLUE the cut together. Kinda awesome but the scar is fading D:.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Man, I thought it would be better if I hang my sword... But it still so plain ): in my defense, I just moved in 2 weeks ago.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I WALK. I don't think I've done it since I was younger but it's kinda creepy to wake up somewhere you DIDN'T SLEEP AT.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Electro, ambiance, experimental. And mainstream
5. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
4-5am? SORRY MOM
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A car. Hopefully with wads of cash in it.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Free time. And enjoying my free time.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Nothing I can't part with or replace.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'2 AND A HALF. Just like
rukawagf 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really, I thrive in small environments.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sometimes for shits and giggles. I just kick up the notch in paranoia
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My mother ):. And the time before that was her too. And probably the dozens of times before that as well.. Not that she loves to make me feel miserable, but I just don't cry very often.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Drowning. Fell in a lake when I was 3, I think it has something to do with it. (Even though I can't remember too much)
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON PEOPLE YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO?
MY GUILTY PLEASURE IS BLONDS. That will be a secret I will bring to my grave.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
wait what. Why would I do that, 8(.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Neither plz. I'm xcore like that, don't need no energy boosters.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
PEPPERONI and cheese?
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I JUST ATE; can't think of food right now... maybe cherry tomatoes, mmmmmm.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
THIS COLOR
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
That's awful ;_;
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
One of my close RO friends sent me a grats to college packet after I graduated from HS. One of the things in there was a starbucks mug that I still use up to this day.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
No.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Idk, maybe.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I'm too poor for brand names ):. But my perfume is DG and I love this stuff.
25. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Don't follow on this stuff
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
No
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No. I'm too practical for that. Too practical to invest my feelings in anyone
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED?
I forgot my lucky number, thus it must not be something worth taking about.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
... Blonds LOL.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
Procrastinators unite... Tomorrow!
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
In my comfy room <3
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY?
I don't even know what my home country is anymore. Been to too many places
35. WEAKNESSES?
I've never been very honest with my feelings. But it's never too late to learn?
Also horrible weak physically. If my friends and I were ever stranded on an island, I would be the first to go.
37. FIRST JOB?
Applebee's as a hostess
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No not really.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
No way.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Cooking
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
A small one when I was 10, on my left eye.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
MY BRAINS AND MY BOOBS. Because those two go hand in hand together. Obviously. Also depends on the crowd.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Never needed them!
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A car plz. But it just passed almost a month ago.. ):. I got some money from my parents, but I really wish they just kept it.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE?
Maybe 2, but 3 at most. When the hell am I suppose to have them when I'll be in school/slavery for the next 10 years
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
JESUS (for being born on 12/25). I wish I was kidding but no. My chinese name was a play on words of the chinese name for jesus. Thank god it means nothing similar.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE SEX(ES) YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO?
I have a lot, but the biggest: clingy guys and body odor. I absolutely cannot stand people that smell. It's unfortunate if they just happen to emit more body odor, but it's not something that can't be fixed...
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Having so much free time to play RO everyday. I also miss my econ/US history teacher a lot ):. She had so many wonderful books in the class for me to read.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Pentene. Tried a lot of things but Pentene's still the best
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I write like a man. But yes, yes I do. I think it's been devolving since my upper div bio classes to become very efficient and fast but I'm sure after med school I won't even be able to read my writing.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Fishcake.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Bad habit of getting rid of unwanted hair any way possible. I procrastinate a lot and I am very very unmotivated.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Nah. Nothing good comes out of being jealous.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would think so.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
I don't really care.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Very important but only for first impressions. At least look clean and tidy.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Rant it to someone else.
58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS?
If I lose 58lbs I would be dead, but if I gain 58 pounds I would never live with myself. WHICH ONE IS IT.
59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
To be successful and happy.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A picture encyclopedia. My uncle got it for me for my 7th birthday and I loved that thing to pieces, literally.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
A lot, I need to clean some out.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Nah I was too old by the time I was exposed to it. I never liked kiddie shows even when I was a kid.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Only for the good cause of humor.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mashed potatoes, aw yeaaaaa
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL?
Eh. What about guys? ): am I suppose to replace this part?
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ano, Sushi, Sushes, Cookie.
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Flight? That was my favorite power since I was little :(. Not very practical though
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Bones. I need moar.
69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Don't make them.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Matcha green tea and taro. I can't pick between the two.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yes and I NEED THEM ALL
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
If I didn't, I wouldn't be in my room.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Sleep. Now.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
I dunno, I can't settle. I've never lived in the same city for prolonged period of time. Been in california for 8 years and I need to move. Now.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
SURE WHY NOT go
baby_peas and
alexyish !
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Trentemoller - Sycamore Feeling
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
A friend, nothing special
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE SEX(ES) YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO?
Voice. I swear I can be attracted to someone from their voice alone.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Absolutely nothing. It's my favorite way to pass my spare time now.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
LAB REPORTS, MIDTERMS, FINALS, HOMEWORK. wtf, who leaves homework for college students???
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winter, but only if it's snowy. But no snow in san diego ):.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
TOO MANY TO COUNT. I try not to buy candy anymore because I would eat the whole bag in one sitting.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Maybe in middle school, but lost touch and none ever since. Best friends are such a high school (and below) thing to do
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Dark dark brown. Apparently it's not black and I only realized this when I had to buy a wig for my cosplay.
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown
87. SHOE SIZE?
6
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
In-n-out.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
I like to eat around and not go to the same place too many times. But Tofu house is kind of amazing.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I LOVE MYSELF.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
no. I dont have cable TV, thus I have no channels.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
My.. birthday..?
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Violin and keyboard. Hated violin so much that I willed my hands to forget everything about it after I quit. haven't played the keyboard since I was 7.
94. POLITICAL PARTY?
Im too politically retarded
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs. But I don't really like being hugged by guys I don't know well.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I dunno, I'm leaning towards neither.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A bar of chocolate
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSESPOUSE?
No, but where do I find one?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Shit, that reminds me I STILL NEED TO BUY MY TEXTBOOKS ffffuckfuckfuck
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
I've done some really awful things to people who liked me because I've never felt the same way back. My love life has never existed and I don't know when it will.