100. 5 Times JUMP Actually Pronounced "Ultra" Right
Title: 5 Times Jump Actually Pronounced "Ultra" Correctly
Characters: All of Hey!Say!JUMP
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Note: For the HSJ-athon. HSJ-thon
I
Keito felt his irritation build. He was going to explode at any moment. He could feel it. Hey! Say! JUMP were practicing Ultra Music Power for their upcoming performance. And everybody was really into it. Except for Keito. He just couldn’t take it anymore.
“How many times do I have to tell you?! It’s pronounced UL-tra. NOT ooh-TOU-wa,” Keito shouted suddenly in a frustrated voice. All the other members looked distressed.
II
Morimoto sat in a dark corner. He messed up his lines. AGAIN. And his lines for that interview were to repeat the lyrics from UMP. How did he mess THAT up?! He groaned.
“J Johnny’s, U UL-tra, M mu-“
“WAIT, what did you say?” Ryutaro jumped from the sudden voice. He looked up to see Keito staring at him with a shocked face.
“Umm….J Joh-“
“No, no, no, say ultra again,” Keito said hopefully.
“……U UL-tra…?” Ryutaro said hesitantly.
”ZOMG YOU PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY!! I LUFF YOU RYUTARO!!!” Keito hugged the very confused 13 year old and skipped away happily, doing the macarana while he was at it.
III
“UL-tra!”
“Ooh-TOU-wa!”
“UL-TRA”
“OOH-TOU-WA!!”
Keito sighed. Just as he expected, Yuuto was definitely going to be a hard one to crack. He rested his head against the table and decided on failure.
“Ok, you know what Yuuto? I give up on you. I’m going to go buy strawberry milk.” Keito walked out of the room.
Yuuto giggled and got on top of the table.
“UL-TRA POWAAA~!!”
IV
“Ok everybody! I have gathered you all to have a discussion about our buddy Keito,” Yabu said business like.
“Yeah,” Takaki answered, “he’s been looking stressed lately.”
“That’s because Hikaru thinks it’s funny to scream OOH-TOU-WA everytime he walks by,” Inoo said, sticking his tongue out at said boy.
“Hey, it’s not my fault he cares so much about the pronounciation of that one word! His obsession with getting us to say it right is worse then Daiki and his obsession with his height!”
“HEY!” Daiki hollered from somewhere below everybody.
“ANYWAYS,” Yamada said while rolling his eyes, “let’s just pronounce it right at our upcoming performance so he doesn’t have to worry anymore.”
“Yeah, this is probably going to be the last time we perform UMP anyways since we have all these Dream Come True and Your Seed performances instead…” Chinen said thoughtfully.
Everybody grinned. “LET’S DO THIS!!!!!! JOHNNY’S UL-TRA MUSIC POWER!!!”
~#~#~
Somewhere in the midst of Tokyo Keito shivered. He could tell something bad was going to happen….
V
They all stood on stage. The lights were gleaming on them and thousands of fans were screaming. They all gave big, ecstatic smiles and started running across the stage.
“J JOHNNY’S!!....” They all got into formation…
“U UL-TRA!!....” …and they all began to move into the next formation. But something seemed weird. Why? Because they were all really, really off. Everybody was getting really confused becase of this: the song originally had them saying “ooh-tou wa” which had three syllables, but ultra actually only has two syllables. So when they said “UL-tra” instead of “ooh-TOU-wa”…well….
Chinen gasped in mid flip and landed on top of Takaki. Takaki flailed and fell on top of Inoo who bowled into Daiki. Daiki belly flopped onto Yabu and Yabu’s sharp bones smashed against Hikaru. Hikaru gave a loud yelp and grabbed onto Yuuto. Yuuto squealed and scrambled to hold onto Yamada who ended up squishing poor little Ryutaro. All the members were in a big tangled mess except for Keito. He was standing there dumb-founded.
“ZOMG, YOU GUYS PRONOUNCED ULTRA CORRECTLY!!!”
end.
Characters: All of Hey!Say!JUMP
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Note: For the HSJ-athon. HSJ-thon
I
Keito felt his irritation build. He was going to explode at any moment. He could feel it. Hey! Say! JUMP were practicing Ultra Music Power for their upcoming performance. And everybody was really into it. Except for Keito. He just couldn’t take it anymore.
“How many times do I have to tell you?! It’s pronounced UL-tra. NOT ooh-TOU-wa,” Keito shouted suddenly in a frustrated voice. All the other members looked distressed.
II
Morimoto sat in a dark corner. He messed up his lines. AGAIN. And his lines for that interview were to repeat the lyrics from UMP. How did he mess THAT up?! He groaned.
“J Johnny’s, U UL-tra, M mu-“
“WAIT, what did you say?” Ryutaro jumped from the sudden voice. He looked up to see Keito staring at him with a shocked face.
“Umm….J Joh-“
“No, no, no, say ultra again,” Keito said hopefully.
“……U UL-tra…?” Ryutaro said hesitantly.
”ZOMG YOU PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY!! I LUFF YOU RYUTARO!!!” Keito hugged the very confused 13 year old and skipped away happily, doing the macarana while he was at it.
III
“UL-tra!”
“Ooh-TOU-wa!”
“UL-TRA”
“OOH-TOU-WA!!”
Keito sighed. Just as he expected, Yuuto was definitely going to be a hard one to crack. He rested his head against the table and decided on failure.
“Ok, you know what Yuuto? I give up on you. I’m going to go buy strawberry milk.” Keito walked out of the room.
Yuuto giggled and got on top of the table.
“UL-TRA POWAAA~!!”
IV
“Ok everybody! I have gathered you all to have a discussion about our buddy Keito,” Yabu said business like.
“Yeah,” Takaki answered, “he’s been looking stressed lately.”
“That’s because Hikaru thinks it’s funny to scream OOH-TOU-WA everytime he walks by,” Inoo said, sticking his tongue out at said boy.
“Hey, it’s not my fault he cares so much about the pronounciation of that one word! His obsession with getting us to say it right is worse then Daiki and his obsession with his height!”
“HEY!” Daiki hollered from somewhere below everybody.
“ANYWAYS,” Yamada said while rolling his eyes, “let’s just pronounce it right at our upcoming performance so he doesn’t have to worry anymore.”
“Yeah, this is probably going to be the last time we perform UMP anyways since we have all these Dream Come True and Your Seed performances instead…” Chinen said thoughtfully.
Everybody grinned. “LET’S DO THIS!!!!!! JOHNNY’S UL-TRA MUSIC POWER!!!”
~#~#~
Somewhere in the midst of Tokyo Keito shivered. He could tell something bad was going to happen….
V
They all stood on stage. The lights were gleaming on them and thousands of fans were screaming. They all gave big, ecstatic smiles and started running across the stage.
“J JOHNNY’S!!....” They all got into formation…
“U UL-TRA!!....” …and they all began to move into the next formation. But something seemed weird. Why? Because they were all really, really off. Everybody was getting really confused becase of this: the song originally had them saying “ooh-tou wa” which had three syllables, but ultra actually only has two syllables. So when they said “UL-tra” instead of “ooh-TOU-wa”…well….
Chinen gasped in mid flip and landed on top of Takaki. Takaki flailed and fell on top of Inoo who bowled into Daiki. Daiki belly flopped onto Yabu and Yabu’s sharp bones smashed against Hikaru. Hikaru gave a loud yelp and grabbed onto Yuuto. Yuuto squealed and scrambled to hold onto Yamada who ended up squishing poor little Ryutaro. All the members were in a big tangled mess except for Keito. He was standing there dumb-founded.
“ZOMG, YOU GUYS PRONOUNCED ULTRA CORRECTLY!!!”
end.