Some days are right like rain

And the pancakes are flowing like little UFOs

To my plate

Of consciousness

And I don’t think I’ve ever even eaten them

Though I like to think myself a connoisseur of sorts

Of sweets

And the junkman has his junk party up the street

Until he closes down

And shuts up his junk

And the hippy store is open again

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Extracting the Thorn

Oh my wicked queen

Up in your tower

Counting hours like so many flower petals

Hating me quiet

Like the black tornado sneaking up on the barn

You never saw me as me

But rather

A picketer on the front of fair and honesty

(Which you couldn’t stand)

You dressed yourself in maroon colored scarves

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I had a dream last night that I was Jay-Z's girlfriend on the side.  Jeez, that means I've dated quite a few mainstream rappers.  Let's see...  I've dated  Luda, T.I., Eminem, and now Jay-Z.  Apparently I'm a decent big booty ho.  WOot. 

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 Ok.  Basically I thought both movies sucked balls.  There were a couple of ok scenes in Darjeeling Limited, but Hotel Chevalier was a waste of time.  I am beyond disappointed and as of now the DL is my least favorite Wes Anderson movie.  I will list his movies in the order of my favorites below ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9OfNrxt5Q4

fucking brilliant 

If you want to view the Hotel Chevalier by Wes Anderson but don't have the capacity to download Itunes, here it is!  Woot!

="http://www.youtube.com/v/2QUvdFJB5gg"

enjoy!

 
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 All of our kittens found homes within two days of us placing an ad in the paper.  Amazing.  I think they all got placed pretty well too ( Read more... )