This is old, but I love it.

[susiethebear]

I was in a production of "Moon Over Buffalo" last winter. Everyone kept talking about how great our director was. I was of a different opinion. I put it to you, friends, to decide. I call this entry

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[luciernaga]

The fact that you are posting this tells me that you are not in jail.
From this, I deduce that you either did not commit a homicide, or have not yet been caught.

Assuming either of the above, how did you manage it???

[susiethebear]

I did a lot of walking into other rooms and screaming into sofa cushions. Then I would stealthily walk up to the actors and fix it. It was a struggle.