Title: The Big 'Two-Oh'
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Incest, slash, poledancing!Nick
Summary: Nick gives good birthday presents.
Disclaimer: FAKEFAKEFAKE
A/N: 'Birthday Sex' by Jeremih & this probably sucks big time :/

( i'm only human )

Title: PB&J
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slash, Nick/OFC moments if you squint, but its totally harmless.
Summary: You're my type of guy, I guess.
Disclaimer: I DIDN'T DO IT.
A/N: Dedicated 1 billion % to Jenna, slowwdownsugar ♥ I hope you like it!

( cause half my heart's in the stereo and the other half's screwed on tight )

10 4 song fic challenge: I've always wanted to try this and it was going great until I stopped writing cause I didn't want to anymore. But I was proud of what I had written so I decided to post it anyway, is that allowed?

( They're all Joick and I think the highest the rating would go is PG-13. )

Title: No Big Deal
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slash
Summary: True-Love [trooh-luhv] noun. Joe and Nick Jonas.
Disclaimer: Pfft, I wish I owned them :|
A/N: I got the sudden urge to write this when I was listening to 'What Did I Do To Your Heart?' SO THANKS JB FOR INSPIRING ME TO WRITE PORN FEATURING ~YOU :)

( It's my life )

Title: Pudge
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slash
Summary: Joe loves Nick's little, tiny, microscopic tummy.
Disclaimer: This is all a figment of your imagination!
A/N: Dedicated to slowwdownsugar because she wanted me to write this. ily Jenananana! & this is my... comeback fic, I guess you could say? I hope it's a good comeback fic :)

( Pudge! )

Title: Groupies
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slash
Summary: He had a feeling he was more than just a groupie.
Disclaimer:I don't own theemm :/
A/N: Dedicated to slowwdownsugar cause she helped me in a way with this! Hahaha and yeah, second story within 24 hours, which is like, not normal for me! Hahah, I hope you guys like this one :) EDIT: This is an AU! Joe is not ( Read more... )

Title: Purr for Me, Kitty Cat
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Incest, slash
Summary: Nick doesn't do kinky.
Disclaimer: I don't own kitty!Nick or any of his fierce feline brothers D:
A/N: 'Cause I really wanted a kitty!Nick fic and really wanted to write something. & I bet you guys would really want me to actually proofread my fics for once -_- sorry, any ( Read more... )

Title: The Senses
Rating: R
Warning: BEING NAKED! & kissing.
Summary: Let's pretend we don't exist let's pretend we're in Antarctica.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
A/N: Inspired by "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. & Summary provided by Of Montreal ("Wraith Pined to The Mist" if you wanna hear the song)

( She loves you, yeaah, yeahh, yeaah )

Title: YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED IN THE BUTT, LULZ
Rating: Mature
Warning: Sex, incest, cheeesy things!
Summary: Joe and Kevin are showering and then they're signing Rick Astley and they fuck, blah blah blah.
Disclaimer: They don't have price tags, sadly enough.
A/N: For zxully 'cause she asked if anyone would like to and I can only hope that this suffices ( Read more... )

Title: Give Up
Rating: M-m-matuuree!
Warning: Graphic sex, incest, Nick being a tease/minx?
Summary: What happens when two of the Jonai let their stubbornness get in the way
Disclaimer: I don't own these young men. Oh, but the things I would do the them if I did >:D WHAT. I would make them cookies and get them all fat ^_^
A/N: First thing I've ( Read more... )