Rent - A - COP!!!! *UPDATED*

[suspect_zero]

so today was my orientation as a security guard for KOA campground. i work tomorrow from 10 pm to 3 am and they gave me a very comfy jacket and keys to the golf cart. Basically, all i do is play pool and drive around in the cart shining a flash light and saying "Hey could you keep it down

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[chameleoneel]

man, those are the best kind of jobs. right now I get payed at the YMCA to play basketball, eat tons of Dominoes pizza, and make sure middles school kids don't climb on the walls or touch eachother sexually.

I think you are going to like this job.

about your dreams/one of my own tool dreams

[chameleoneel]

a couple months ago, in a dream, I bought the new TOOL cd (which of course had never ever been heard at all by anyone in the public) and listened to the whole thing in real time.

If I could recale even a couple of those songs that I wrote on the fly, I'd be a fucking rich man.

I still have one of them main lyric Ideas sitting in the fringes of my brain, but i can't quite clear the noise enought to make heads or tails of it.

dreams give you super powers.

also, I'm mostly fluent in Japanese in My dreams. it pisses me off that I "know" so much, but don't actually posess the conscious power to use it so effectively.

[mrbloober]

Mouse Hunt. Good movie.

[kearsten]

KOA is totally kick ass