hmph... handling the health

[suspect_zero]

why does the dentist always persist in engaging me in conversation. For christ sake, he's got two metalsticks down my molars scraping at the surface while his assistant has another tube sucking up all the saliva. add to that i got a gas mask over my nose that makes me sound like Pee Wee. yet he still proceeds to ask me everything that pops into his

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[caitlinface]

wait what....? tumor?

[suspect_zero]

its a piloma in my thigh. I've had it for years and finally got it checked out. It's fine.

[caitlinface]

good. you scared me. mother fucker.

[bizarrocolby]

That's why he put "benign" in there.

Also, I too noticed the amount of talking that the dentist will do while he's fisting your mouth. I've recently started answering them with absolute gibberish that sounds vaguely like English with a hand in your mouth. Most of the time, they just want you to make an affirmative or negative sound. You can carry on an entire conversation with a dentist with gutteral moans and grunts.