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[suspended_fish]

I'm sitting here eating baby sweetcorn that's six or seven days past the use by date because my girlfriend's gone away and left me to fend for myself for two weeks. It's not that I'm too lazy to cook it's just that cooking for one seems so redundant. Use by dates are for shit anyway, they mean nothing. This little corn says it was grown by someone

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[ame1iorate]

Oh, my girl, I've missed you.