let me be the first to introduce myself (i am the one they warned you about)
okay guys, finally getting caught up on white collar (i missed last week's and apparently the one before that as well, and i'm trying to get through them before the new one tomorrow) and can we just talk for like two seconds here?
MATTHEW MOTHERFUCKING KELLER, OKAY.
jeezy creezy, matthew keller. what even, i can't, why??? he is such a diiiiiiick, but i kind of love him? seriously, he is just a terrible person. and he is not even as charming as caffrey. and yet. and yet, my heart sings everytime there is a plotline involving him. because SHIT GETS REAL.
also, i keep waiting for him to say "fuggedabouddit" and it never happens. i am so disappoint.
DAMN IT, I WANT A WHITE COLLAR ICON. SEVERAL WHITE COLLAR ICONS. ALL THE WHITE COLLAR ICONS.
MATTHEW MOTHERFUCKING KELLER, OKAY.
jeezy creezy, matthew keller. what even, i can't, why??? he is such a diiiiiiick, but i kind of love him? seriously, he is just a terrible person. and he is not even as charming as caffrey. and yet. and yet, my heart sings everytime there is a plotline involving him. because SHIT GETS REAL.
also, i keep waiting for him to say "fuggedabouddit" and it never happens. i am so disappoint.
DAMN IT, I WANT A WHITE COLLAR ICON. SEVERAL WHITE COLLAR ICONS. ALL THE WHITE COLLAR ICONS.