[drabble] A Prank?
Title: A Prank?
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author: yoyocchi
Characters: Inoo Kei, Yaotome Hikaru, Arioka Daiki
Rating: G
Genre: comedy
Summary: Inoo had a problem with his stomach. Again, if we relate it to Nauseous.
Daiki and Hikaru were surprised hearing the sound of someone throwing up as they just entered the restroom. The room was seemingly empty that they could clearly hear the repetitious sound of hard breath filling the air.
“W-who’s there?”
Hikaru didn’t take time to respond to Daiki’s question. Followed by Daiki behind, he quickly approached one of the toilet cubicles where he spotted a pair of legs kneeling on the floor through the gap under the partition. The cubicle’s door was wide open and they saw the back of a man facing their way. The man had his hands grabbing onto the side of the toilet while his shoulders were heaving in rhythm with his shallow breath.
When the two young men noticing the clothes he wore and his wavy locks, they came into their sense and a rush of panic attacked them immediately.
“INOO-CHAN!”
By the time Inoo realized that his name was called, Hikaru and Daiki were already kneeling by his side. “Guys…?” He turned his head to them.
“Oh, God…” Hikaru’s face scrunched as he saw a trail of yellowish white liquid coming out from the corner of the poor boy’s mouth.
“What’s wrong, Inoo-chan? Are you not feeling well? Do you have stomach ache?” Daiki asked. His hands softly placed on Inoo’s shoulders.
“My stomach has been upset since this morning. I didn’t think it would get this worse…” Inoo explained along with a bitter laugh.
“So that’s why you spaced out a lot today,” Hikaru conclused. “You should have told us since the beginning! Any kind of sickness isn’t a small matter, you know?”
“Sorry.”
“Well, well. I think we should call it a day for Inoo. He better see a doctor after this.”
Hikaru nodded in agreement. “Hey, can you stand up? Or you still want to throw up?”
“Wait…” Inoo raised his hand as if telling Hikaru to stop.
“Oh. Okay.” Hikaru let go of Inoo’s arm.
Daiki caressed Inoo’s back, helping the sick boy to feel better.
“Dai-chan… Hikaru…”
“What is it, Inoo-chan?”
“I think…” Inoo said.
“Yeah?”
“I think… I’m pregnant.”
There was a very cold silence, which two seconds later was broken by the loud slapping sound on Inoo’s back, courtesy of Hikaru’s reaction, followed by his yell of “YOU FOOL!”. And that made everything stucked in Inoo’s throat coming out right away.
“What are you doing, Hikaru?!” Daiki shouted at the blond boy in horror.
Apparently, Hikaru himself was confused at his action just now. He looked at his left palm and then to Daiki. He awkwardly laughed, scratching the back of his head from imaginary itch. “I think I did a tsukkomi on impulse, eh?”
Daiki groaned. “Gosh, you can’t do something like that at time like this!”
“You should have said that to him instead!” Hikaru pointed at Inoo. “How could he say something that ridiculous at time like this?! I can’t believe him.”
Neither they knew that that was Inoo’s way of asking for a slap on the back so he could finish his business quicker. Inoo himself didn’t bother to explain.
A/N: Don’t mind me /shields head with titanium pot
