Peanut Butter

Mar 27, 2010 00:07

Title: Peanut Butter
Author: Me
Pairing: Takaki x Chinen, Keito x Hikaru, Takaki x Yamada, Daiki x Inoo
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Takaki does not like Peanut Butter
Disclaimer: Simply put….not mine.
Author’s Note: I was super bored so I decided to write this....I don’t know if he actually likes Peanut Butter or not but I felt like being random. ( Read more... )

hsj: okamoto keito, fanfiction: one-shot, hsj: nakajima yuto, hsj: inoo kei, hsj: yabu kota, hsj: arioka daiki, hsj: yamada ryosuke, hsj: takaki yuya, birthday, ex hsj: morimoto ryutaro, hsj: chinen yuri, hsj: yaotome hikaru

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chibilover14 March 29 2010, 20:21:12 UTC
O________O;; Oh my. LOOL I admit, when I first read this, I went WTF. This ish weird. xDDDDDDD An amusing weird. xDD

LMAO The Hikato relationship never fails to amuse meh either. xP

And of course, you know which part I liked the most. xDDD Though... oysters can be used as a seductive food whats?! XD

AND YAMADA ISH INDEED STRANGE. XDD ROFL but Yamada with peanut butter can be sexy. *coughs* XDDD But poor Yama-chan... Takaki getting totally turned off. xDDD

DAIKI POUTING WHEN INOO TOLD HIM NOT TO EAT THE DOUGH WAS CUUUUTE! <33333

“You never use that much!” Yamada scolded. “Poor Yuya! I’ll make you better.”
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YAMA-CHAN SOUND SO PROTECTIVE. XDDD LIKE A MOTHER ALMOST XDDDDDD

And I never heard of such thing as a peanut-less peanut butter! xD

And I see a typo. "Once glance" xDDD

Sucks for Takaki's fav food turned into his most hated. LOL xDDD

*GIVES YOU CONFETTI* XDDDDD And I can tell. xP

Though overall, this fic was one of the weirdest I've read. xDDDDDDDDD

BTW, I DON'T GET THE KEITO PART. XDDDD

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suteii March 30 2010, 00:34:09 UTC
I know its weird, trust me it's the weirdest thing I've ever written and I'm sure its probably the worst too. but honestly i was hyper and craving peanut butter and well my "hyperness" put two and two together.

yes oysters are used as aphrodisiacs because the insides look like human phallus', i used my psychology of sex for that analogy XD

honestly i had no idea how to do it and like i said i was super hyper so it became like that, i know it doesn't work at all.

I'm told not to eat the dough all the time :( so i needed to add them in. peanut butter cookies are my favourite!

peanut-less peanut butter is something i made up completely to be humourous

*gobbles confetti*

I'm sorry you read such a weird fic XD I hope you enjoyed it though.

what do you mean? he made peanut butter and banana sandwiches for the three of them, used a cookie cutter in a shape of a monkey to cut them, the monkey is for Hikaru who likes monkeys and acts like one ^_^

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chibilover14 April 2 2010, 06:30:30 UTC
LMAO, I don't think it's the worst. xDDD It's just something... different? LOL Basically you were on crack. XD

Aphrodisiacs? What ish that? LOL ANd what's a phallus? O__O;; *confused*

Haha, I see. XD

I never ate dough before. I heard it was bad.. so yeah. XD

Ah, I see. But it would be amusing if such thing existed!

*throws even more confetti*

It was amusing nonetheless! XD OH, I meant the last line. OWO What blew Takaki's mind out of the water? OWO

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