My cat is watching TV, and I'm pretty sure it's the cutest thing ever ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure that this woman is the funniest woman alive. She's the female version of Carlos Mencia in the way that she insults EVERYBODY. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure of a few things:

(1) Waiting is the new Office Space.
(2) Movie Gallery is the greatest thing that has happened to my love life in...um...probably ever......and that is very very sad.
(3) My cat is awesome.
(4) Kelly Clarkson is amazing.
(5) 21406 is the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread.

Have a good day, everybody.

Don't try to out-bitch me.

You'll lose.

I am sick. As a dog.

Paul Walker has a new movie out...about dogs. No, really. Dogs. Like Alaskan Huskies. Crazy.

How about I just checked out my facebook wall.

I hate the greatest friends ever.

You are all awesome.

In exactly 24 hours, I will be one year older. Holy shit ( Read more... )

It's ambular2l 's birthday today!!  Happy 21st, darling.

CAN HUMANS GET FELINE HERPES? CAN CATS GET HUMAN HERPES?

Happily, humans and cats cannot share their herpes viruses.

With friends like these, who needs politicians?
-- David Ford, "State of the Union"