I heard a story t'other day that the Scottish Parliament is proposing that they'll only grant licences to pubs to sell food if they will provide only healthy food. No more burgers, chips, macaroni cheese or fish finger rolls
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Evil Asian men made me fat by force-feeding me curries. And then evil supermarket chains made it worse by selling top quality ice cream at low, low prices. If the Scottish Executive want to change things, they'll make a gym membership the same price as a Cornetto.
Evil italians made my couch so comfy I'm forced to sit on my fat ass watching a box invented by some mean Scot whilst using the phone, also the fault of a Scot, to phone for food invented by the bad Chinese folk.
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If the Scottish Executive want to change things, they'll make a gym membership the same price as a Cornetto.
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