Meme time?

[suzu_no_hito]

Pick a fandom I'm in or an rp I'm in, and I'll give you...

① One True Pairing Ship:
② Canon Ship:
③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship:
④ "You are one sick puppy" Ship:
⑤ "I dabble a little" Ship:
⑥ "It's like a car crash" Ship:
⑦ "Tickles my fancy

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[1st_eggokage]

SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN.

[suzu_no_hito]

NNNNGH YOU HAD TO PICK A REALLY HARD ONE, DIDN'T YOU?

① One True Pairing Ship: Brooding/Dream
② Canon Ship: Brooding/Dream Ishtar/Destruction
③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship:
④ "You are one sick puppy" Ship: ... Death/Dream. I'm starting to detect a pattern here.
⑤ "I dabble a little" Ship: Corinthian/Daniel!Dream
⑥ "It's like a car crash" Ship: Dream/Happiness, Rules/Dream
⑦ "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Baast/Dream
⑧ "Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Dream/Nuala (though it works as purely unrequited as well.)
⑨ "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Dream/Thessaly

[suzu_no_hito]

③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship: Dream/Happy Ending.

[lifewithlemon]

/wrong account

BLEACH

[suzu_no_hito]

① One True Pairing Ship: Ishida/Orihime. No surprises there.
② Canon Ship: Wait, what counts as canon in Bleach? Uuuuhm FFFF Yoruichi/Uruhara
③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship: No offense, Di, but... Ulquiorra/Orihime.
④ "You are one sick puppy" Ship: ... I am, yes. *sob* Byakuya/Rukia.
⑤ "I dabble a little" Ship: Betrayed!ship. Plus senpai-kohai. Hisagi/Momo.
⑥ "It's like a car crash" Ship: Aizen/everything
⑦ "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Nemu/Ishida (Ishida NEVER tops. Period.)
⑧ "Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: FFFF Kaien/Rukia, though Kaien would NEVER betray his waifu.
⑨ "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: ... Well, I already said Ulquihime, so I might as well say Ichihime, too.

[kami_llama]

Avaturrrrrr.

[suzu_no_hito]

① One True Pairing Ship: Avasheep. This is. Hrm. Actually kind of hard for me. Well, since the others cover the others, Katara/Zuko, I guess, though I don't really have an OTP for Avatar, and like this ship about equal with a few others

[suzu_no_hito]

① One True Pairing Ship: Wesley/Fred. ;_; Oh God, the last episode of Angel.
② Canon Ship: Angel/Buffy
③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship: Connor/Cordelia OHSHI--
④ "You are one sick puppy" Ship: ... I don't really have one, so, Angel/Nina because Nina is a werewolf, and, okay, yes, that's a horrible pun, you can shoot me now.
⑤ "I dabble a little" Ship: Kennedy/Willow. ... What? It's hot!
⑥ "It's like a car crash" Ship: Wesley/Illyria. Because you just know it won't end well.
⑦ "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Harmony/Cordy. Yes, Vampire!Harm.
⑧ "Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Xander/Willow. Technically, it doesn't make any canon sense anymore, but I still ship it.
⑨ "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Gun/Wesley. :|

As a side note, I should mention that I find Faith the hottest-- maybe tying with Willow, depending on my mood-- despite not shipping her with anyone.

[suzu_no_hito]

It's cute but I never actively shipped it, I guess? It's more sort of like. "Oh. Okay. That's cool." You know? Not exactly what I had hoped for, but not a BAD thing.

[maybeilldance]

Hey Belltrap. Hey Belltrap.

Beauty and the Beast yes this counts.

[suzu_no_hito]

... Reili I don't have eight ships for that.

Can't you just say "Disney"?