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[suzuran_lily]

WHY DID I WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH BLOOD ALL OVER MY TEETH AND UNDER MY FINGERNAILS

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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[chibimazoku]

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Fongratulations. You're a werewolf.

[chibimazoku]

... I'm not sure what "fongratulations" means. Oh, fingers.

[suzuran_lily]

MY GOD I'M ALREADY DRAINING YOUR LIFE FORCE AS WE SPEAK

WEREWOLVES DRAIN LIFE FORCES RIGHT

[chibimazoku]

QUICK, CHECK IF YOUR PALMS ARE HAIRY

I THINK THAT'S A SIGN OF BEING A WEREWOLF

Either that, or one that you've been petting a cat.

[rhymed]

oh god i just misread a moon phases website and thought it was full moon tomorrow night and was SO FREAKED OUT

but no, the full moon was a week ago. you're probably not a werewolf.

[caffeinic]

ARE YOU MISSING ANY TEETH?

[zidane]

Well I always thought werewolves were cooler than vampires.

[llamrei]

...are there corpses in the woods