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[23:09] <@Squall> I hate
[23:10] <@Squall> anyone who does the following:
[23:10] <@Squall> 1) Taps on the glass to gesture which flavour they want
[23:10] <@Squall> 2) pronounces 'Dolce Latte' wrong
[23:10] <@Gwendal> ...how do they say it
[23:10] <@Seth> ... how does one pronounce dolce latte
[23:10] <@Genis|ish> I POINT AND TALK is that bad :'(
[23:10] <@Gwendal> i say dolce the latin way :');;
[23:10] <@Squall> Dolsay Latte they pronounce it
[23:10] <@Squall> but
[23:10] <@Squall> it's supposed to be dolchay
[23:10] <@Squall> since ITALIAN
[23:11] <@Seth> oh good
[23:11] <@Squall> sometimes they pronounce it 'Dolce Deleche'
[23:11] <@Squall> or 'Dolce Vita'
[23:11] <@Squall> I'm like
[23:11] <@Squall> lern2read
[23:11] <@Squall> anyway
[23:11] <@Genis|ish> learn to--
[23:11] <@Genis|ish> ...
[23:11] <@Gwendal> is this like how i suckerpunch people for saying lieutenant wrong.
[23:11] ,...
[23:11] <@Gwendal> ...by "wrong" i mean "not british"
[23:12] <@Squall> 3) People who ask me what the Mango, Strawberry, Raspberry Grapefruit, Vanilla, Chocolate, Maple Walnut, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Blueberry taste ike
[23:12] <@Squall> because seriously
[23:12] <@Squall> you fucking know what they taste like
[23:12] <@Squall> don't play that game
[23:12] <@Gwendal> HAHAHA
[23:12] <@Gwendal> I HATE THAT
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> ... stop making me crave ice cream
[23:12] <@Gwendal> "WHAT...DOES THIS FISH TASTE LIKE?"
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> also what did gure do
[23:12] <@Squall> 'What does hte mango taste like'
[23:12] <@Gwendal> "..................................."
[23:12] <@Squall> '... mango'
[23:12] * Shigure is now known as Peter
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> mango, possibly with artificial flavoring?
[23:12] <@Squall> NO, REAL MANGO
[23:12] <@Gwendal> safdgsdg
[23:13] <@Genis|ish> VAINLLA TASTES LIKE...VANILLA
[23:13] <@Gwendal> ...
[23:13] <@Genis|ish> vanilla
[23:13] <@Squall> 4) Anyone who asks me for a sample of any flavour regardless of each one, it's a kneejerk reaction to hate them
[23:13] <@Gwendal> ...what if i asked you for a sample :(
[23:13] <@Squall> It's ok because you are my buddeh
[23:13] <@Gwendal> o/
[23:13] <@Squall> but if you were not my buddeh I would probably have to kill you
[23:13] <@Gwendal> HAHAHA
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, BUDDY
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY BUDDY, PAL
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY PAL, FRIEND
[23:14] <@Squall> 5) Anyone who brings a child who puts their hands/nose/face on the glass of the display case
[23:14] <@Squall> 6) anyone who points to a drink in the drink cooler they want while I am not standing immediately behind it, so that I can't see what they're pointing at #because there is a solid fucking wall between my eyes and their hand
[23:15] <@Squall> 7) Anyone who pays entirely in US one-dollar bills
[23:15] <@Squall> 8) Any American who outright tells me 'I don't want any of your Canadian money'
[23:16] <@Squall> 9) Anyone who arrives with a child and the child is all I WANT [FLAVOUR] and the parent is all NO YOU DON'T LIKE [FLAVOUR] GET VANILLA
[23:16] <@Seth> ...squall number 9 is sometimes valid though
[23:16] <@Squall> well yes but I still hate it
[23:17] <@Squall> the hilarious part is when they say YOU WON'T LIKE THE CHERRY
[23:17] <@Squall> GET CHOCOLATE
[23:17] <@Squall> and and and
[23:17] <@Squall> the chocolate is actually, like, dark choco
[23:17] <@Squall> it's not sweet at all
[23:17] <@Squall> 10) Anyone who arrives at the line and bypasses the two people standing behind the ice cream with scoops and cones, and goes to order with the person standing at the register
[23:18] <@Squall> 11) Anyone who comes in from the wrong end and tries to order with the person standing at the register anyway
[23:18] <@Squall> 12) Anyone who leans over the door to look at the inside of the Gelateria
[23:18] ... honey
[23:18] <@Genis|ish> I WANT ICE CREAM OR GELATTO NOW SQUALL
[23:18] <@Genis|ish> USUCK
[23:18] ...i want meat
[23:18] <@Squall> 13) Anyone who arrives and refuses to make eye contact or say hello, and doesn't respond when spoken to
[23:19] <@Squall> 14) Anyone who asks a fellow customer questions about the ice cream when we are HUGE FOUNTAINS OF INFORMATION RIGHT THERE, and the other customer gives them wrong answers, and they're both stupid and I hate them both
[23:19] <@Squall> 'What's the Dolce Latte' 'the Dolce latte is a sweet chocolate milk flavour :D'
[23:19] <@Squall> "NO IT'S NOT"
[23:19] <@Squall> but I can't just
[23:19] <@Squall> interrupt
[23:19] <@Seth|suddenlypirate> i am eyepatching
[23:19] <@Squall> since they're too busy explaining their own assumptions to one another
[23:20] <@Squall> ... I think it's just those 14 things
[23:20] <@Squall> anyone else is ok
[23:10] <@Squall> anyone who does the following:
[23:10] <@Squall> 1) Taps on the glass to gesture which flavour they want
[23:10] <@Squall> 2) pronounces 'Dolce Latte' wrong
[23:10] <@Gwendal> ...how do they say it
[23:10] <@Seth> ... how does one pronounce dolce latte
[23:10] <@Genis|ish> I POINT AND TALK is that bad :'(
[23:10] <@Gwendal> i say dolce the latin way :');;
[23:10] <@Squall> Dolsay Latte they pronounce it
[23:10] <@Squall> but
[23:10] <@Squall> it's supposed to be dolchay
[23:10] <@Squall> since ITALIAN
[23:11] <@Seth> oh good
[23:11] <@Squall> sometimes they pronounce it 'Dolce Deleche'
[23:11] <@Squall> or 'Dolce Vita'
[23:11] <@Squall> I'm like
[23:11] <@Squall> lern2read
[23:11] <@Squall> anyway
[23:11] <@Genis|ish> learn to--
[23:11] <@Genis|ish> ...
[23:11] <@Gwendal> is this like how i suckerpunch people for saying lieutenant wrong.
[23:11] ,...
[23:11] <@Gwendal> ...by "wrong" i mean "not british"
[23:12] <@Squall> 3) People who ask me what the Mango, Strawberry, Raspberry Grapefruit, Vanilla, Chocolate, Maple Walnut, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Blueberry taste ike
[23:12] <@Squall> because seriously
[23:12] <@Squall> you fucking know what they taste like
[23:12] <@Squall> don't play that game
[23:12] <@Gwendal> HAHAHA
[23:12] <@Gwendal> I HATE THAT
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> ... stop making me crave ice cream
[23:12] <@Gwendal> "WHAT...DOES THIS FISH TASTE LIKE?"
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> also what did gure do
[23:12] <@Squall> 'What does hte mango taste like'
[23:12] <@Gwendal> "..................................."
[23:12] <@Squall> '... mango'
[23:12] * Shigure is now known as Peter
[23:12] <@Genis|ish> mango, possibly with artificial flavoring?
[23:12] <@Squall> NO, REAL MANGO
[23:12] <@Gwendal> safdgsdg
[23:13] <@Genis|ish> VAINLLA TASTES LIKE...VANILLA
[23:13] <@Gwendal> ...
[23:13] <@Genis|ish> vanilla
[23:13] <@Squall> 4) Anyone who asks me for a sample of any flavour regardless of each one, it's a kneejerk reaction to hate them
[23:13] <@Gwendal> ...what if i asked you for a sample :(
[23:13] <@Squall> It's ok because you are my buddeh
[23:13] <@Gwendal> o/
[23:13] <@Squall> but if you were not my buddeh I would probably have to kill you
[23:13] <@Gwendal> HAHAHA
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, BUDDY
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY BUDDY, PAL
[23:14] <@Gwendal> YOU'RE NOT MY PAL, FRIEND
[23:14] <@Squall> 5) Anyone who brings a child who puts their hands/nose/face on the glass of the display case
[23:14] <@Squall> 6) anyone who points to a drink in the drink cooler they want while I am not standing immediately behind it, so that I can't see what they're pointing at #because there is a solid fucking wall between my eyes and their hand
[23:15] <@Squall> 7) Anyone who pays entirely in US one-dollar bills
[23:15] <@Squall> 8) Any American who outright tells me 'I don't want any of your Canadian money'
[23:16] <@Squall> 9) Anyone who arrives with a child and the child is all I WANT [FLAVOUR] and the parent is all NO YOU DON'T LIKE [FLAVOUR] GET VANILLA
[23:16] <@Seth> ...squall number 9 is sometimes valid though
[23:16] <@Squall> well yes but I still hate it
[23:17] <@Squall> the hilarious part is when they say YOU WON'T LIKE THE CHERRY
[23:17] <@Squall> GET CHOCOLATE
[23:17] <@Squall> and and and
[23:17] <@Squall> the chocolate is actually, like, dark choco
[23:17] <@Squall> it's not sweet at all
[23:17] <@Squall> 10) Anyone who arrives at the line and bypasses the two people standing behind the ice cream with scoops and cones, and goes to order with the person standing at the register
[23:18] <@Squall> 11) Anyone who comes in from the wrong end and tries to order with the person standing at the register anyway
[23:18] <@Squall> 12) Anyone who leans over the door to look at the inside of the Gelateria
[23:18] ... honey
[23:18] <@Genis|ish> I WANT ICE CREAM OR GELATTO NOW SQUALL
[23:18] <@Genis|ish> USUCK
[23:18] ...i want meat
[23:18] <@Squall> 13) Anyone who arrives and refuses to make eye contact or say hello, and doesn't respond when spoken to
[23:19] <@Squall> 14) Anyone who asks a fellow customer questions about the ice cream when we are HUGE FOUNTAINS OF INFORMATION RIGHT THERE, and the other customer gives them wrong answers, and they're both stupid and I hate them both
[23:19] <@Squall> 'What's the Dolce Latte' 'the Dolce latte is a sweet chocolate milk flavour :D'
[23:19] <@Squall> "NO IT'S NOT"
[23:19] <@Squall> but I can't just
[23:19] <@Squall> interrupt
[23:19] <@Seth|suddenlypirate> i am eyepatching
[23:19] <@Squall> since they're too busy explaining their own assumptions to one another
[23:20] <@Squall> ... I think it's just those 14 things
[23:20] <@Squall> anyone else is ok