I am the master at Scrabble.. I played against matt and eric, and won with flying colors.. I beat Matt by like 70 points and eric by 30? it was greattttt.. and during the game, matt was trying to tell me what this girl we hung out with last year said about me, but I wouldn't listen to the story and he was getting mad.. but it turns out that she ( Read more... )

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ok.. so apparently I'm "brainwashing" people... wtf.. someone thinks that I have the POWER to get to people like that? hm.. that's kind of insulting AND scary... I don't want that power.. so everyone- I'm dangerous.. don't go near me, b/c i might brainwash you.

Things you never hear: "Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"

"If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire" :D

i have to get this out.. sorry if I offend you ( Read more... )

Think about this ( Read more... )

I wanted to write about Borelli's on Thursday ( Read more... )

Welp, there continues to be more animals in this house... Me and Jon were eating cereal before, and he saw a mouse and said "there's a mouse under the stove" and got really scared and stood up.. and it didn't even phase me, b/c ANYTHING is possible in this house..the fucking, jons shits, and now the animal chain..Jon was like "Is the mouse a big ( Read more... )

today there was a dead bird outside the house.. I was getting the mail, and Joy said " do NOT step on that.." and I turned around and screamed... twice... the second scream was louder..it was a cute small bird with yellow feathers right there on the porch mat.. you could still see the beak and legs and everything.. i guess a cat brought it there.. ( Read more... )

Suzy118: can i stay with you instead of mom and dad ( Read more... )