Suzy messes up a joke:

Suzy: "Do you have tickets to the gun show?"
Aaron: "What?"
. . .
Suzy: "I have big arms!"

Here sits our heroine, typing on her boyfriend's computer, trying to position the computer in such a way so as to piggy-back off of her neighbor's internet connection. Our heroine sniffs, trying not to dirty the computer with her snot and trying not to interrupt the connection with the same snot ( Read more... )

From my dream:

Me: It's going to rain tomorrow.
Aaron: I wish it would rain today. I love jerking off in the rain.

In the last week, I've managed to geek out all over Bulldog (BSG) and listen to Aaron geek out all over Junior (Reno 911!).

In other news, despite a few arguments along the way, Aaron and I are still keeping it together. Just not necessarily mentally.

At the Yomiuri Shimbun talk on Japanese war responsibility:

George: What, were no women invited?
Suzy: Well, Iris Chang was indisposed.

From Frederic Jameson's "Foreword: In the Mirror of Alternate Modernities," from de Bary's edition of Karatani Kojin's Origins of Modern Japanese Literature:

Levi-Strauss's attractive nostalgia, rooted in the experience of and commitment to "cold" or tribal societies, evokes an aleatory moment, an effect of chance, of the recombination of ( Read more... )

Conversation between Suzy and United Airlines ( Read more... )

Aaron: You know who you remind me of? Lois Griffin.
Suzy: What?
Aaron: What? She's hot!

Suzy and Aaron are lying, side by side, in bed. To sleep.

Aaron: So, uh, what is this?
Suzy: Knowing full well what he implies, and refusing to do his job for him. This is a bed.
Aaron: Oh.