Dear beloved reader,

I think you have the right to know that I was just headbanging, "dancing," and singing along dramatically to Goober and the Peas's version of "MacArthur Park" all with chocolate milk in hand.

"Someone left a cake out in the rain, I don't think I could take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe ( Read more... )

Fair Play

It's my turn to play fair
It's my turn to experience
It's my turn to rest on my dead leaves and twigs for laurels
It's my turn take action
It's my turn to stop
It's my turn to miscalculate
It's my turn to shut my mouth and eat the key
It's my turn to sigh and explain
It's my turn to get hurt
It's my turn be terrified
It's my turn to fail.
Oh God.
  ( Read more... )

LISTEN GUYS. I had a stroke of brilliance today. It combines two of my loves, and a new form of poetic expression rears its magnificent head...

l33t b34t.

Yes. Beat poetry in l33t.

*ahem*

b34td0wnz

3y3 am t3h l33t h4Xx0r
     ph34r
i r0xX0r 73h s0x0rz
 d0nt u |h
    4
         x           lol
b|_|7 w|-|y c4n7 i g3t 1nt0
D4 5i73?
j00    n 0 0 b

404 NOT ( Read more... )

Let's hold hands and run around!

Let's hold hands and run around!

[leah]

My fish died.

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((

R.I.P., Little Jack GILLis.

( We hardly knew ye. )

Lists are tasty with ketchup.

x. I think I'm in love with my icon. When it comes to a trippy plethora of Jack Lawrences, Originalenid takes the cake.

x. Jade and I went to the fair on Monday. Highlight of the day: getting custom-made gangsta airbrushed visors. Her's says "3V1L L33T" and mine says "5W33T L33T." Why do we rule so much?

x. Reason # ( Read more... )

I'm amazing for having a conversation with my cat.

Me: What are you doing?

Her: Meow.

Me: Are you kneading my blanket?

Her: Meow.

Me: What are you, some kind of Kneady McKneaderson?

Her: Meow.

Me: Oh yeah, that's your name now. Don't deny. Only a Kneady McKneaderson would deny.

Her: Meow.

Me: Kneady McKneadersooooonnnnnnn!!!!!

Her: Meow.

[leah]

It's technically my birthday, but I prefer to be Salty Sixteen, thank you very much!

[leah]

( So, Leah saw the White Stripes )

I'll give you a total review tomorrow when I'm totally conscious and all that. But I have one thing to say.

Wow.

I'd like to thank everyone who made my night tonight. The Greenhornes rocked my face loose, and the White Stripes blew it clean off. I am faceless, and it is awesome.

I'll stop right here before I start rambling.

^____^

[leah]