Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
ScruffyosisCause:lack of broccoliSymptoms:narcolepsy, glowing eyes, extremely blue blotchesCure:don't do it again

Please go to this page and sponsor the utterly lovely and wonderful Richard Herring for his marathon run next weekend.

Despite me having been in love with him for at least 15 years, and my mum's friend Jean being his mum's best friend, I've never summoned up the courage to send him an email.....so a tenner's going to have to do ;)

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You know how sometimes Walkers crisps do a thing where you can find a voucher in your crisps and get a free packet, or a whizzy prize or something ( Read more... )

( Just nattering )

( Doing battle with the health center )

Still think Atkins is a good idea?? :)

D'oh!

I think I just had a brainwave for a career.

Driving instructor.

Flexible hours - good for family. And I love driving, and getting out and about....and I'd be my own boss pretty much, and not have to deal with office politics etc etc.

Depends if I'm patient enough though ;)

Any opinions?

I really, really, want to go to Brighton.

Right now.

And just mooch around and drink hot chocolate and shop.

Darnit.

Fuck....4 glasses of wime, and fucked. ugh. ig ugh ugh. So homesick Ugh