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i have to wake up at 8:30 everyday and it sucks major ass. at least i
just have to drop someone off and then i can come back home to sleep. i
don't know what else to right i'm just really bored so i will write
some things for you to ponder about:
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
ya i got this from some e-mail so you might have already read these.
yes that is pretty much all i have for now, so i will leave you with some inspiration words.
"When a good time turns around, You must whip it, You will never live it down, Unless
you whip it, No one gets their way, Until they whip it"
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
ya i got this from some e-mail so you might have already read these.
yes that is pretty much all i have for now, so i will leave you with some inspiration words.
"When a good time turns around, You must whip it, You will never live it down, Unless
you whip it, No one gets their way, Until they whip it"