And our milk has been devoured

[sv_hoodoovoodoo]

When you want it, It goes away too fast. Times you hate it, It always seems to last. But just remember when you think you're free, the crack inside you fucking heart is me.Work seriously sucked today. Everything came at me in like, waves... Tsunami's. That shit didn't stop, yo. Ca-razy. You wouldn't believe the kind of things that people send out,

Comments

[doggy_man]

Man...That's just nasty.

[sv_hoodoovoodoo]

Isn't it though? Makes me wonder what other people are hiding...

[doggy_man]

I don't even want to think about what other people might be hiding *shudders at the thought*

[sv_hoodoovoodoo]

Why not? You get to laugh at the freaks. Seriously, there are some interesting things that get shipped EVERYWHERE.

[windbag_jr]

omfg where the hell do u work anyway?!?

[sv_hoodoovoodoo]

Kinko's. Look down on it all you want, but packages like that make everything better.

[sh_goudagirl]

*blush*

... Th-that's so inappropriate! Wait ... what's a vibrator?

[sv_hoodoovoodoo]

You didn't have to look. A vibrator is a fake penis that... vibrates