Something very silly...
I'm terribly missing driftingforward and her silliness, so I was rereading her stuff and found this silly thing she did a while ago. I remember uncontrollably giggling at this so I feel like doing this now.
Choose twelve characters from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.
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People:
... no I haven't. I'm not sure I want to x'D But that's just silly.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Zoro)
No, of course the green-haired guy with sexy abs and the most awesome scar ever that can kill people with a sword in his mouth isn't hot. You're being silly.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Hattori, Iceburg)
x'DDDDDDDDDDDD
There would be a large scandal and all the newspapers of Water 7 would be talking about how a pigeon of an elite assassin impregnated their beloved mayor. Lucci would be like "wtf" and Paulie would be like "I KNEW THE PIGEON WAS AN EVIL PIMP!!!" and then Franky would go be emo. Hattori would leave the child, and Iceburg's mouse, filled with a sense of responsibility, becomes the mutant-baby's foster parent.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Garp)
Yes. Definitely. Thanks a lot driftingforward...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Ace/Robin)
Ooooooh... yes, probably. Robin, in all her awesome awesomeness, would be like, the bestest wife ever for Ace who isnt completely silly but is pretty silly sometimes. Plus, they're both hot. 8D
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Sanji/Garp or Sanji/Shanks)
Once I saw "Sanji/Garp" I knew I had to pick that one. IT IS SO CRACK IT'S AWESOME. Garp is totally cool in every way. And he'd get to eat lots of food since Sanji would make stuff for him xD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Franky, Smoker/Hattori)
-is dying-
Franky would yell "SUPER!" and strike a pose. Smoker would be completely mortified (and probably extremely extremely drunk) while Hattori would be the smuggest pigeon-pimp alive. Then Ace would randomly appear and tease Smoker of being sexually deprived or something.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Luffy/Shanks)
When he gave Luffy his most precious possession, Shanks did not realize until many years later that he gave the anchor a part of his heart also.
-gags on fluff-
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Ace/Iceburg)
UHHHHHHHHHHHH....????? I dun think so. But there might be. OP fans are pretty strange.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Franky/Hattori)
-brain implodes-
"Even Though I'm Half Robot and You're a Pigeon Pimp, Everything Will Turn Out SUPER!"
(Is starting to seriously question decision of placing Hattori as the 12th person)
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Zoro, Ace)
Er... they both get horribly drunk and then Zoro realizes how sexy Ace looks when his face is in a pile of food? (Cannot think of anything non-cracky.)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Luffy)
Most likely. I'm pretty sure drifting said that she liked Luffy/Nami... somewhere... -cannot remember-
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Makino)
I don't know. Maybe in passing.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Smoker/Zoro/Sanji)
-BRAIN IMPLODES-
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT THAT WOULD BE VERY HOT. -throws in Ace for good measure-
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Shanks)
Hmm... probably "Ben", or "booze", or "give me back my hat dammit" or something. I don't know. I'm not Shanks (or am I...?)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Iceburg)
x'D "Plug-In Baby" by Muse? I don't know.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Ace/Robin/Hattori)
Terrible OOC. Massive drunkenness. Improper use of bookmarks. Multiple body parts. Bestiality. FIRE.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Shanks, Smoker)
-blank face-
Umm... he'd probably use really bad pickup lines just to tick Smoker off, like, "Gee, that's a mighty large jitte you've got there... -winkwink-" or something equally stupid. Mentioning his hat might not be a good idea though xD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sanji)
Can't remember... but I have recently read stuff about him, but not as a main character. Probably in the last week or so.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Robin)
She likes grabbing people's balls.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Makino/Garp)
-brain explosion-
PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO. There is no amount of alcohol existing in the world that would make Makino shag Garp, and she definitely wouldn't do it sober.
-is scared-
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Luffy/Franky)
I have no absolutely no bloody clue. o.o;
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?
Ace and Franky are in a happy relationship until Franky suddenly runs off with Zoro. Ace, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Makino and a brief unhappy affair with Hattori, then follows the wise advice of Sanji and finds true love with Luffy.
"Ace finds out that a brother with the brain of a pigeon is by far better than an actual pigeon with a brain that is better than an average pigeon."
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Franky/Iceburg)
I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY.
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People:
Uhhhhhhhh... not especially. And no, I've never seen one.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Garp)
-dies laughing-
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Chopper, BLACKBEARD)
Their child would turn into some strange evil reindeer man with a tendency to squirm around while crying "ZEHAHAHA!!!" Blackbeard would ditch the kid and Chopper raises him / her all by his lonesome. Their child would then end up turning into the world's most maniacal medical genius that liked to yell "DOOM!" and "DARKNESS!" at random. Everyone else would be like "WTF IS THIS STUPIDITY", although Luffy might just find it to be great fun.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Mihawk)
None, really. There are absolutely no OP fans that like a guy with a feather hat with the power to slice ships in half with a sword. Honest. And I did not just reread an AU fic in which Mihawk is some spy for Smoker.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Smoker/Brooke)
Smoker would beat the crap out of him every time he made a skeleton joke / asked to see Tashigi's or Hina's panties. It just wouldn't work. Besides, Smoker's already taken. -tongueincheek-
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Hattori/Mihawk or Hattori/Luffy)
-brain explodes again-
THEY ARE BOTH TERRIFYINGLY AWESOME x'DDDDDDD. Since Hattori's a pigeon pimp, he could just have them both at once.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Whitebeard, Smoker/Chopper)
Whitebeard would probably just laugh at Smoker, who is once again having sex with animals (while extremely extremely drunk). Chopper would just sort of squirm and faint with embarassment. Then Ace would once again tease Smoker. Or he'd get mad at him. Then Hattori comes in and they all have an orgy or something.
-get shot-
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Hina/Ace)
Ace never knew that he would end up falling in love with a woman that referred to herself in third person, but dang it she was almost as hot as he was. Plus she had a bondage fetish, which worked just fine for him.
-gets shot again-
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Tashigi/Blackbeard)
-eyes bleed-
PLEASE NO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Whitebeard/Chopper)
"Even Though You're Getting Old, I'll Always Be There to Heal You."
I dunno. I just don't see this happening. :'D
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Garp, Tashigi)
...
I would never ever do that to Tashigi. I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Hina)
Probably. Maybe. I don't know.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Luffy)
Nah, I'm sure nobody on my friends list would ever even mention the protagonist of One Piece. This question is ridiculous.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Smoker/Garp/Hattori)
-dies laughing-
That would be the most cracktastic thing I'd ever read. Maybe drifting would do this just for fun or something. But then she'd kill me for suggesting it. I like being alive.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ace)
I'm going to have to go with what drifting wrote. Probably "SMOKER!" or "FOOD!". Or if he was really tired maybe "HAHA TAKE THAT JUSTICE" or something. I don't know. Maybe "YEY BURNING THINGS!"?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Blackbeard)
... I'm too sexy?
-beats head against brick wall-
But if it was Ace, then I so would've made him sing that song to Smoker xD
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Tashigi/Brooke/Chopper)
(WHAT.)
Extreme crack / horror. Panty shots. Bad skull jokes. Satanic rituals involving reindeer sacrifices. Semi-bestiality. Sex with a dead guy.
-adds Tashigi/Brooke/Chopper to list of things to never read-
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Ace, Smoker)
x'D
Any of Ace's attempts at pick-up lines would inevitably tick off Smoker, so Ace would probably just tick him off just for fun by making really bad puns. Probably jokes about handcuffs, or the jitte, or the cigars (lol, like "need a light?" or something equally stupid).
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Hattori)
(Seriously, what is up with this pigeon?)
I didn't read a fic about Mr. Pimp, per se, but there was a passing mention of him in sans_pertinence's "Scrap Paper", which I reread again this morning.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Brooke)
He likes it when somebody hits his funny bone.
-get shot repeatedly-
Anyways, the fact he likes panties isn't a secret. At all.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Luffy, Mihawk)
UM.
I don't know. Luffy's an idiot, so being drunk or sober would make no difference whatsoever. Mihawk would probably try to decapitate him or something.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Hina, Whitebeard)
x'DDDDDDDDDD
Hina!
-snerk-
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?
Tashigi and Whitebeard are in a happy relationship until Whitebeard suddenly runs off with Garp. Tashigi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luffy and a brief unhappy affair with Chopper, then follows the wise advice of Hattori and finds true love with Hina.
"How the Pigeon Pimp Got His Hands on Lesbian Porn."
or...
"THE MOST EPIC CRACK FIC OF ALL TIME".
-is still dying over the 'Whitebeard suddenly runs off with Garp' part-
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Whitebeard/Blackbeard)
Um... like this:
D8
Yeah. -is very scared-
lol "The Tale of Two Beards" or something
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THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN. I commission talismanic_fire to do this immediately so that she can share the cracksational joy.
Pimptastic pigeons ftw.
Choose twelve characters from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.
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People:
- Ace
- Smoker
- Luffy
- Zoro
- Sanji
- Robin
- Franky
- Iceburg
- Garp
- Shanks
- Makino
- Hattori (EH WOT)
... no I haven't. I'm not sure I want to x'D But that's just silly.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Zoro)
No, of course the green-haired guy with sexy abs and the most awesome scar ever that can kill people with a sword in his mouth isn't hot. You're being silly.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Hattori, Iceburg)
x'DDDDDDDDDDDD
There would be a large scandal and all the newspapers of Water 7 would be talking about how a pigeon of an elite assassin impregnated their beloved mayor. Lucci would be like "wtf" and Paulie would be like "I KNEW THE PIGEON WAS AN EVIL PIMP!!!" and then Franky would go be emo. Hattori would leave the child, and Iceburg's mouse, filled with a sense of responsibility, becomes the mutant-baby's foster parent.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Garp)
Yes. Definitely. Thanks a lot driftingforward...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Ace/Robin)
Ooooooh... yes, probably. Robin, in all her awesome awesomeness, would be like, the bestest wife ever for Ace who isnt completely silly but is pretty silly sometimes. Plus, they're both hot. 8D
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Sanji/Garp or Sanji/Shanks)
Once I saw "Sanji/Garp" I knew I had to pick that one. IT IS SO CRACK IT'S AWESOME. Garp is totally cool in every way. And he'd get to eat lots of food since Sanji would make stuff for him xD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Franky, Smoker/Hattori)
-is dying-
Franky would yell "SUPER!" and strike a pose. Smoker would be completely mortified (and probably extremely extremely drunk) while Hattori would be the smuggest pigeon-pimp alive. Then Ace would randomly appear and tease Smoker of being sexually deprived or something.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Luffy/Shanks)
When he gave Luffy his most precious possession, Shanks did not realize until many years later that he gave the anchor a part of his heart also.
-gags on fluff-
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Ace/Iceburg)
UHHHHHHHHHHHH....????? I dun think so. But there might be. OP fans are pretty strange.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Franky/Hattori)
-brain implodes-
"Even Though I'm Half Robot and You're a Pigeon Pimp, Everything Will Turn Out SUPER!"
(Is starting to seriously question decision of placing Hattori as the 12th person)
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Zoro, Ace)
Er... they both get horribly drunk and then Zoro realizes how sexy Ace looks when his face is in a pile of food? (Cannot think of anything non-cracky.)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Luffy)
Most likely. I'm pretty sure drifting said that she liked Luffy/Nami... somewhere... -cannot remember-
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Makino)
I don't know. Maybe in passing.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Smoker/Zoro/Sanji)
-BRAIN IMPLODES-
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT THAT WOULD BE VERY HOT. -throws in Ace for good measure-
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Shanks)
Hmm... probably "Ben", or "booze", or "give me back my hat dammit" or something. I don't know. I'm not Shanks (or am I...?)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Iceburg)
x'D "Plug-In Baby" by Muse? I don't know.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Ace/Robin/Hattori)
Terrible OOC. Massive drunkenness. Improper use of bookmarks. Multiple body parts. Bestiality. FIRE.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Shanks, Smoker)
-blank face-
Umm... he'd probably use really bad pickup lines just to tick Smoker off, like, "Gee, that's a mighty large jitte you've got there... -winkwink-" or something equally stupid. Mentioning his hat might not be a good idea though xD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sanji)
Can't remember... but I have recently read stuff about him, but not as a main character. Probably in the last week or so.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Robin)
She likes grabbing people's balls.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Makino/Garp)
-brain explosion-
PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO. There is no amount of alcohol existing in the world that would make Makino shag Garp, and she definitely wouldn't do it sober.
-is scared-
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Luffy/Franky)
I have no absolutely no bloody clue. o.o;
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?
Ace and Franky are in a happy relationship until Franky suddenly runs off with Zoro. Ace, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Makino and a brief unhappy affair with Hattori, then follows the wise advice of Sanji and finds true love with Luffy.
"Ace finds out that a brother with the brain of a pigeon is by far better than an actual pigeon with a brain that is better than an average pigeon."
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Franky/Iceburg)
I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY.
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People:
- Tashigi
- Smoker
- Hina
- Garp
- Hattori (lol again?)
- Brooke
- Whitebeard
- Blackbeard
- Mihawk
- Ace
- Luffy
- Chopper (er I dunno)
Uhhhhhhhh... not especially. And no, I've never seen one.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Garp)
-dies laughing-
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Chopper, BLACKBEARD)
Their child would turn into some strange evil reindeer man with a tendency to squirm around while crying "ZEHAHAHA!!!" Blackbeard would ditch the kid and Chopper raises him / her all by his lonesome. Their child would then end up turning into the world's most maniacal medical genius that liked to yell "DOOM!" and "DARKNESS!" at random. Everyone else would be like "WTF IS THIS STUPIDITY", although Luffy might just find it to be great fun.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Mihawk)
None, really. There are absolutely no OP fans that like a guy with a feather hat with the power to slice ships in half with a sword. Honest. And I did not just reread an AU fic in which Mihawk is some spy for Smoker.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Smoker/Brooke)
Smoker would beat the crap out of him every time he made a skeleton joke / asked to see Tashigi's or Hina's panties. It just wouldn't work. Besides, Smoker's already taken. -tongueincheek-
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Hattori/Mihawk or Hattori/Luffy)
-brain explodes again-
THEY ARE BOTH TERRIFYINGLY AWESOME x'DDDDDDD. Since Hattori's a pigeon pimp, he could just have them both at once.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Whitebeard, Smoker/Chopper)
Whitebeard would probably just laugh at Smoker, who is once again having sex with animals (while extremely extremely drunk). Chopper would just sort of squirm and faint with embarassment. Then Ace would once again tease Smoker. Or he'd get mad at him. Then Hattori comes in and they all have an orgy or something.
-get shot-
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Hina/Ace)
Ace never knew that he would end up falling in love with a woman that referred to herself in third person, but dang it she was almost as hot as he was. Plus she had a bondage fetish, which worked just fine for him.
-gets shot again-
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Tashigi/Blackbeard)
-eyes bleed-
PLEASE NO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Whitebeard/Chopper)
"Even Though You're Getting Old, I'll Always Be There to Heal You."
I dunno. I just don't see this happening. :'D
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Garp, Tashigi)
...
I would never ever do that to Tashigi. I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Hina)
Probably. Maybe. I don't know.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Luffy)
Nah, I'm sure nobody on my friends list would ever even mention the protagonist of One Piece. This question is ridiculous.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Smoker/Garp/Hattori)
-dies laughing-
That would be the most cracktastic thing I'd ever read. Maybe drifting would do this just for fun or something. But then she'd kill me for suggesting it. I like being alive.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ace)
I'm going to have to go with what drifting wrote. Probably "SMOKER!" or "FOOD!". Or if he was really tired maybe "HAHA TAKE THAT JUSTICE" or something. I don't know. Maybe "YEY BURNING THINGS!"?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Blackbeard)
... I'm too sexy?
-beats head against brick wall-
But if it was Ace, then I so would've made him sing that song to Smoker xD
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Tashigi/Brooke/Chopper)
(WHAT.)
Extreme crack / horror. Panty shots. Bad skull jokes. Satanic rituals involving reindeer sacrifices. Semi-bestiality. Sex with a dead guy.
-adds Tashigi/Brooke/Chopper to list of things to never read-
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Ace, Smoker)
x'D
Any of Ace's attempts at pick-up lines would inevitably tick off Smoker, so Ace would probably just tick him off just for fun by making really bad puns. Probably jokes about handcuffs, or the jitte, or the cigars (lol, like "need a light?" or something equally stupid).
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Hattori)
(Seriously, what is up with this pigeon?)
I didn't read a fic about Mr. Pimp, per se, but there was a passing mention of him in sans_pertinence's "Scrap Paper", which I reread again this morning.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Brooke)
He likes it when somebody hits his funny bone.
-get shot repeatedly-
Anyways, the fact he likes panties isn't a secret. At all.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Luffy, Mihawk)
UM.
I don't know. Luffy's an idiot, so being drunk or sober would make no difference whatsoever. Mihawk would probably try to decapitate him or something.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Hina, Whitebeard)
x'DDDDDDDDDD
Hina!
-snerk-
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?
Tashigi and Whitebeard are in a happy relationship until Whitebeard suddenly runs off with Garp. Tashigi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luffy and a brief unhappy affair with Chopper, then follows the wise advice of Hattori and finds true love with Hina.
"How the Pigeon Pimp Got His Hands on Lesbian Porn."
or...
"THE MOST EPIC CRACK FIC OF ALL TIME".
-is still dying over the 'Whitebeard suddenly runs off with Garp' part-
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Whitebeard/Blackbeard)
Um... like this:
D8
Yeah. -is very scared-
lol "The Tale of Two Beards" or something
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THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN. I commission talismanic_fire to do this immediately so that she can share the cracksational joy.
Pimptastic pigeons ftw.