Halloween Wakenbake.
Him, "My dad told me once that my mom has this weird ass. Like, it pinches together in the middle..." Me: "Like it's clenched? Like this?" (Stand up, example) Him, "Yeah!" Me: "PANCAKE ASS."
I want a better ass. I would really like to sit on things without hurting my hipbones. Yeah, I work on my butt but it's like what butt?
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