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First of all my mom always make me late, for everything. And I’m tired of her shoving food in my face and then telling me I’m anorexic one day [which I’m clearly not] and a fatass the next day [the ass was an embellishment ( Read more... ) -
Bald spot
I can't be attracted to you if when I kiss you it's like you don't brush your teeth and there's more slobber than when a dog licks my face. You smell like you're a giant bit of rotting dandruff and clean your damn room -.- I grow tired of feeling the insane urge to shower every time I leave your place.
I am a whore and that is all.
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facepalm
that moment when your smack yourself in the face for thinking you were in love with some asshole from a while back. ROFLAMO. -
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Ariiadre
I refuse to let this be that hard. -
Found this while cleaning....
The other day I learned that
putting dishes away and cleaning up [after
my messy acquaintances at my house]
makes me motherly & domestic...
rather than a responsible teenager
that doesn't want her hard-working
parent to have to clean up after her.
I'm a metal-head
domestic with purple hair. -
Carl Sagan's butt
Please don't talk about the stuff we've done together and the stuff we've talked about in front of me and if you're going to please quiet the fuck down up. This hurts really bad and it's taking every fiber of my being to not burst into tears while looking at you wishing I was good enough for you.
and the worst part is, I shouldn't even like you -
pt 3
should i just start every potential love-interest conversations with
let me tell you something
i'm clingy
crazy
medicated
won't have sex with you
or will cry DURING sex with you
insecure
in love with rats
piercings
and all things purple
and carbs
and sushi
....
also, never lie. bullshit me and i WILL vibe you
did this scare you?
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pt. 2
-.- i have ra problem.
which no one would consider a problem, but me.
literally...when one guy steps out of my life...heo pens up the door for someone else...
i just shoved some jackass out of my life during the last post...
and during this one...i am apparently cute and Disney-watching-on-couch-worthy.
sigh
i'm a whore.