R.I.P

Oct 29, 2005 13:59

Savannah Lynn Douglas
1988-2005

Cause of death:
Raped and beaten to death by some random black guy.
She went to the store hoping to get some eggs, and came back with a mouth full of cum, not a beating heart.

You will be missed.

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wawaplease October 30 2005, 00:06:29 UTC
this is not funny

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svnnhd October 30 2005, 03:27:21 UTC
Yeah I know, The hurricane sucked.

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anelectricdeath October 30 2005, 00:31:03 UTC
Does this mean that you're usually found with a beating heart inside your mouth?
If so, remind me to makeout with you more. I love the taste of life.

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svnnhd October 30 2005, 03:27:37 UTC
I didn't word myself right.

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svnnhd October 30 2005, 03:27:55 UTC
But you should make out with me more often anyway.

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mercedesaurora October 30 2005, 18:46:53 UTC
My heart skipped a beat.
And then I read the last part.

Seriously I thought someone created a livejournal memorium because you died and nobody told me.

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