The Phantom Affair: Blooper Reel

[sw_npc]

Some people sit near the front of the theater so that they can get out before the press of the crowd blocks the exits when the movie ends. Some people go so far as to get up and stand near the exit during the final scene

Comments

[hellobugbite]

"--look, you morons, I don't care if we need to make the audience aware that SWEET STARS IN THE SKY THEM THERE EYEBALLS DO BLOW UP A TREAT, you-- LOOK, I USED TO KIFFING FLY THOSE FUCKERS, I KNOW THAT FLYING THEM MEANS YOU'RE STRAPPED ONTO A TIN-FOIL MISSILE."

"--I'll be in my trailer. I can't work like this."

[sw_npc]

Two pinkish hands come through the door, grasping at Tycho's shirt.

"Mirax! Tycho!" Someone cries. One of the hands opens to reveal a red, velvet covered box. "Marry me!"

Take 2.

[sw_npc]

Two pinkish hands come through the door, grasping at Tycho's shirt.

"Mirax! Tycho!" Someone cries. One of the hands opens to reveal a pack of cards. "It's time to duel! I play the Dark Magician, and enhance his power with Negative Energiser!"

Take 3.

[sw_npc]

Two pinkish hands come through the door, grasping at Tycho's shirt.

"Mirax! Tycho! Why won't Stackpole let me do something other than shout all the time?"

RE: Take 1

[twostandingby]

"Uhhh," says Tycho, while in the background, people start cracking up.

[sw_npc]

"Personally," One Stormtrooper says to another, conversationally. "I feel this capture would be best portrayed through the medium of interpretive dance."

Beat.

"And song."

[sw_npc]

Loka Hask's unfortunate crewman joins him in deep vacuum, without the benefits of an environmental suit. He floats, face frozen in shock.

"Well," says the disembodied head as it floats through space.

"Here I am."

[sw_npc]

"One of them is removing his mask!" Prisht cries, and everybody in the room watches silently as the face is unveiled.

The head revealed does not seem attached to the body at all, and the face seems stuck in an expression of surprise.

"Who the kriff?"

[sw_npc]

"On second thoughts, let us not go to the Secret Asteroid Station," Gade frowns. "It is a silly place."