OH MY GOD.

...

SUDDENLY, I DON'T WANT THIS HOT DOG ANYMORE.

[ooc: That's right. Naked in public. Holding a hot dog.]

( FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT HIYORI DREW PORN. )

[voice post]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. ANOTHER BEER OVER HERE.

NOW.

HEY, DUDE. HEY. HEY. ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY DUDE. GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WHADDYA MEAN I'M GONNA SCARE THE CHILDREN?! CHILDREN LOVE ME.

...OHSHI--WHAT IS THIS?! A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!

I feel a lot better now! Thanks for lettin' me use your hot tub, Cat and Squall. Er, I promise I'll come back and clean it soon. And I'll pick up my clothes later.

Now, uh...has anyone seen Naoto? Or Maria?

[ooc: Zell was nasty yesterday and didn't want to take a bath in his own small tub, so he went to Cat and Squall's to use their hot tub ( ( Read more... )

[audio]

Smells like meat. Rotten meat.

Is everyone alright?

[ooc: Action for those by the fountain. Have a grunged up, goo-covered, slightly singed Zell kinda dazedly walking around. He was indeed fighting.]

[audio]

[Huffing and puffing.]

I-I...I don't think it meant...to hurt me...or anything....

But I kinda punched its head off. And then I felt bad so I put it back on its neck. But then it tried to touch me, so I set it on fire.

So uh...curse, right? Are these guys friendly or not?

[audio]

Look. For the record. I just DREW her, okay?! I didn't know she was gonna come to life!!! Someone help me. She won't leave me alone.

Zelllll~sama! The bath is getting cooooollllld.

Drawings can't take baths.

What was that?

N-nothing! Naoto, don't kill me.

[/audio]

[ooc: He got bored at work. Drew a hot girl. She came to life ( Read more... )

[accidental audio]

[Whistling and brisk walking. Then squeaking.]

HOLY--

...Rats?! GROSS!! M-maybe these are the rats that--

It's looking at me.

AHHHHFUCKHHGHDKR.

[Explosion noise.]

...

....

RSVP June 21st?

[/audio]

[ooc: Yeah, he found a dispenser. And yeah, he cast a fire spell on it. Wanna fight about it?]

[filtered to friends - you know who you are]

Is everyone alright??

[/filter]

...Someone give me some details about this. I keep hearing something about a black plague or something, but this never happened in my world.

[ooc: SOMEONE HELP OUT THE INVESTIGATOR PLX.]

...Are people still interested in the hot dog club?