Why I should not IM people

[swamp_dragon]

Me: But in an ideal world, Bush would be a cattle farmer and sperm would taste of chocolate

Steph: LOL

Me: I stole that from somewhere

Me: The chocolate bit, I mean. Can't remember where now, it was Stephen Fry quoting someone
Steph: But maybe that would make chocolate less appetizing?

Me: No, because chocolate would still taste of chocolate

Me: It would

Comments

[melchar]

Nah, in a perfect world, Bush would be the Commissioner of Baseball. [Can you tell that I -really- don't like Bud Selig? ^_^]

[amore_di_libri]

Dude, I would be so sad in a world where sperm tastes of chocolate because you're totally right. Chocolate would be all woo~woo~taboo. Instead of being the darling of the food industry and touted as beneficial to your health, chocolate would only be found in murky underground speakeasy's and behind panel parlours. No more chocolate cupcakes. Or Cadbury eggs! Although we might get some penis shaped Snickers and 3 Musketeers out of the deal.

Wow. I'm gonna be thinking about sperm=chocolate for days now. :)