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[swampus]

Dear CNN,

Please stop pretending that we are obsessed with O.J. Simpson.
We're not. You are.

Love,

Swampus

Comments

[revised_06]

You may not be, but I totally am. It's a lot of unresolved stuff from 1994 that I'm trying to work through. I can't stop thinking about him.

Have I ever told you I'm a pathological liar?

[swampus]

Okay, I can see how a Nazi would be interested in murderers, but I was speaking for the rest of us.

[swampus]

BTW, I found another picture of you that's really good.

[revised_06]

I don't know how to respond to that. To tell you the truth, I'm frightened to the core.

[tenshuaozora]

THank you jeezuz. Actually jeezuz had nothing to do with this. Irony is my new god.