I finally feel like a New Yorker...

[swandiving]

...because I just got sexually harassed by a construction worker on my way home from work! Woohoo!

"Hey beautiful, can I call you?"
"Sorry, I don't have a phone!"
"Okay baby - let's be pen pals!"

Hehe. Gotta give him credit for thinking outside the box there...

Comments

[scottiestew]

You totally have a phone! Go get sommaaa dat new jork asssssss (say with spanish accent)

[xsheerhartattak]

you should have told him you were illiterate.

Now, is the proper response to be pissed at the dude who hits on my girlfriend, or to use this experience to validate my good taste in women?