Continuing in the Oasis vein

[kenicky]

I was listening to my copy of Who Killed Amanda Palmer (of Dresden Dolls fame), and some of the lyrics gave me a heck of a shock...and not in the explicit sense!


Oasis

When I got to the party
They gave me a forty
And I must have been thirsty
'Cos I drank it so quickly

When I got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault
That the barbarian raped me

When I went to get tested
I brought along my best friend
Melissa Mahoney
(she had once been molested)

And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly
But the test came back positive

I've seen better days but I don't care
I've just sent a letter in the mail

When I got my abortion
I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour
Before the appointment

And outside the building
Were all these annoying
Fundamentalist Christians
We tried to ignore them

I've had better days but I don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail

When vacation was over
The word was all over
That I was a crackwhore
Melissa had told them

And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
To see Blur in October
And I think we're still going

I've seen better days but I don't care
I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear