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[swankified_]

dear manufacturer (god?),
I'm writing this letter to complain about your product. my life is definately subpar and I'd like a refund. and a better one.

sincerely,
andi berg

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[moolorie]

dear andi(yup, little known fact- i am god),
no.

[swankified_]

dang it!
pleeeease?