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In the past week and a half...

I washed my blanket.

Herbert horked on it.

I washed my blanket.

Herbert horked on it.

Today, I washed my blanket.

Within the HOUR, Herbert horked on it.

That anti-hairball food doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Comments

[shlafe]

That sounds like the title of a children's book: Herbert Horked a Hairball.

You know this is because of my poem, right?

[meandering]

Curses! Would he hork on it if you're sleeping in it? I was thinking you could keep it wrapped up when not in use, or something.