TARAS PLACE: Confessions of a Teenage Live Journal Hog

[swarasplace]

i've just had a rather perturbing enlightenment thanks to my good friend "the Author" otherwise known as Rohini otherwise known as OB (no not the tampon). due to her last most unsettling comment (which i shall post for you) i've decided that i am an LJ hog, and even those this relationship between livejournal users is supposed to be MUTUAL and 50/

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[the50ways]

The author is really quite touched that you would dedicate the first sentence of one of your posts to her. She deserved this much public recognition for her comment and is happy to have received it. The author does believe that perhaps you should have consulted with Sweta before making such a rash decision, or is she in singing lessons (perhaps she drove there herself)? The author would also like for you to publicize that her book will be hitting the e-shelves later next week, but that the title will be announced on the same day Harry Potter will be released. That is quite a well-planned publicitiy gimmick

THIS IS SWETA TAKING RIGHTFUL PART OF WHAT BELONGS TO HER (NAMELY HER SHARED LIVEJOURNAL)

[swarasplace]

Although it may seem that Tara's Place: Confessions of a Teenage Live Journal Hog is a wholly appropriate name for this journal, the two letters that Sweta's name contributes to this journal forges a deep spiritual, physical, and emotional connection between Sweta and Tara, the aforementioned journal hog. Agreed, Sweta, who had what was rightfully hers snatched from under her fingertips, may need some mental therapy. She greatly appreciates the generous AUTHOR for her gracious offer. And Sweta would like to clarify that she has been vigorously practicing her ludicrous singing exercises. Sweta has spoken. Thank you and have a nice day.

P.S. Sweta eagerly looks forward to the release of the AUTHOR’S critically acclaimed and world renowned e-book.

[victoriassecret]

wtf is wrong with u 2

To My Dear Victoria's Secret

[the50ways]

Dear Victoria's Secret,

The author is sufficiently offended at your questioning her sanity/mental status. She would like to inform you that she is sharp and intelligent, and was just posing a serious question to her dear friend Tara. It is very important that Sweta and Tara receive the appropriate recognition for their work. If Tara is contributing more to this journal, it needs to be made clear to readers, so that we know whose point of view we are receiving.

So the author would like to say that N(othing)TF is wrong with her, or her dear friend Tara, and she hopes that NTF is wrong with you either.

Feel free to read the author's works, but please refrain from your obscene language and nosy questions.

And, in the unfortunate event that in asking "wtf is wrong with u 2", you meant the band, the author apologizes deeply and hopes that she has not offended you in any way, shape, or form.

Thank you for your time, and may the undergarment be with you.

-The author herself.

Re: To My Dear Victoria's Secret

[the50ways]

The author must admit that she was mildly confused to whether the "u 2" posed the question to comments 1 and 2, being the author and Sweta respectively, or Tara and Sweta, the unequal users of this journal, respectively. The author hopes it is not the latter.

Respectively yours,
The author herself.

[moochelle]

Tara, you're strange.

Add me. :)

The Author's Gratitude

[the50ways]

The author would like to thank you from the bottom of her heart for your constant support in all her endeavors, be it the fifty ways, or otherwise. The author is thrilled that you have offered to be her manager. While the author does have problems succumbing to authority, for you she can make some arrangements. You may be, once and for all, her truest fan. The author is thankful that you give her constructive criticism and confidence-boosting encouragement. If only the second half of this journal (the S part) could learn a little something. (1 2 3 4 5 4 3 2 1 SEVEN 1).
Thank you, once again, good ol' pal. You're my key to success.

-The author herself.