I'm addicted to Kingdom of Loathing... thanks,
silverkun here's why:
"You're fighting a 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyersitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge.
You'd better be careful, or he might beat you up and cook you on his gorge Foreman grill."